Mastibational Edit Meaning

1. A penis that is both tapered and has a shrivelled appearance. The lady fainted at the sight of his diminuitive carrot dick...

1. at easter time everybody colors their eggs mommy, why arent we dying eggs for the easter bunny? See dieing, egs, coloring, eggs..

1. a word that is mispelled due to distraction. that word then features part of the distraction. from the simpsons Bart: "sign my ca..