Mastic

What is Mastic?


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You see, the reason our town has the reputation it does is because the low life, section eight, welfare scumbag who commented before me is part of the problem. That person and his peers constantly ruin what my parents and so many other families in this community work so hard for. I was born and raised in Mastic went to Wm. Floyd high school and received an outstanding degree from a renown private College.

Yes, our town has problems like all towns but, what makes our town different from the best places to live on long island is actually pretty simple. It comes down to certain people in the community. You see, most of the population is hard working families trying to make a living who care for their property and maintain it the best they can. Then there are the people who graffiti and think they're gangster. They do nothing for our community besides bring it down. I find it so funny that people think mastic is the "hood" It makes me laugh when people say mastic has gangsters. What makes them oh so "gangster"? Because they look like poor people stuck in the 90's wearing pants 5 sizes to big with a white tee and a fitted hat over their ears. Ha!!! If you put those so called "gangsters" in a real hood like Bedford-Stuyvesant and not in a beach community in the suburbs of long island, we all know they would cry their little way back home and realize maybe it would have been a smart idea to stay in school and contribute to society instead of constantly engrossing welfare.

I have a little message for the so called "graffitti artists" in Mastic. If you would have stayed in school you might know what the term Artist means. Unlike true graffitti artists your pretty pathetic and create nothing of the sort. I call it scribble and it defaces property. Grow up, be someone and do something with your life. Trust me, your really awful at what you do. Your handwriting is horrendous, your disgraceful and you should be proud of nothing. When you are caught they will crucify you and when they do, I promise to buy a cake to celebrate.

Look at all those wiggers in Mastic. , WoW they look retarted and have not clue about life.

See mastic, mastic beach, shirley

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Mastic is also known as the "tic". Common hobbies and practices in the tic include selling shitty drugs for more money than it is worth, mooching off of people from other towns, failing out of suffolk, going to towns in other parties and never getting let in, and sucking at life. the mastoids are a tribe of dirtbags that originated in mastic. they have been described as nomads in that they wonder from town to town and are not welcome anywhere

Let's go to the Mastic movie theatre.

Come on, i don't want to get offered shitty weed or shot, you are silly.

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