Masticate Edit Meaning

1.

To grind or chew. It sounds like masturbate so dumb fucks who are too lazy to figure out its real definition assume it means masturbate. It's a funny word and has power.

I masticated my food.

See w00tw00t

2.

1. To chew (usually before swallowing or spitting)

2. Sounds close to Masturbate (good for puns)

"I masticated over a hot plate for over an hour the other night."

"woah thats impressive"

*spits out food*

See wen

3.

Main Entry: mas·ti·cate

Function: verb

Inflected Form(s): -cat·ed; -cat·ing

Etymology: Late Latin masticatus, past participle of masticare, from Greek mastichan to gnash the teeth; akin to Greek masasthai to chew -- more at MANDIBLE

Date: 1649

transitive senses

1 : to grind or crush (food) with or as if with the teeth in preparation for swallowing : CHEW

2 : to soften or reduce to pulp by crushing or kneading

intransitive senses : CHEW

- mas·ti·ca·tion /"mas-t&-'kA-sh&n/ noun

- mas·ti·ca·tor /'mas-t&-"kA-t&r/ noun

Do you hob nobwhile masticating your comestibles?

4.

To chew, or to (literally) move the jaw up and down in a chewing motion.

It can easily be mistaken for masturbate. A very good word to play around with, it is; so much that I played around with a newspaper teacher's mind by using it in a piece of writing.

You're a masticator, aren't you?

Yes, you are, you bad, bad man.

You like to masticate meat.

Just admit it, yeah, yeah.

5.

Verb - A quick cover up in case the word "masturbate" is spoken innappropriately or ill timed.

Me Hey, want to masturbate with me?

HerExcuse me?

Me I asked if you would like to masticate.

6.

from the latin verb "masticare"; To chew as in food.

This is also a pun on the word masturbate, which makes it a great conversation starter.

In our society, families gather around a table three times a day and masticate together.

See chew, munch, masturbate, eat

7.

To chew food- (never try to masticate liquids)

It is impossible to masticate your own wenus!!! (search wenus)