Mastication

What is Mastication?

Chewing food.

Present tense of masticate.

NOT to be confused with masturbation.

Most commonly used when people pretend it's suggestive, as a joke (see example), although NOT actually funny.

Carl: You bob, last night, i masticated right at the dinner table! I got everything wet.

Bob: What a lame fucking joke.

I Know Right

1. It's complete agreement in what is being said. That car is sick I know right That movie scared the crap outta me I know right ..

Mud Truck

1. a 4x4 vehicle used just to play in the mud. Go to South Jersey and look at all the rednecks and their mud trucks See mud, trucks, 4x4,..

Queef Pie

1. The Act Of Queefing Into Someone's Face Whilst They Perform Cunnilingus Omg I had a queef pie last night! See queef, pie, cunnili..

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