Mastication

What is Mastication?

Chewing food.

Present tense of masticate.

NOT to be confused with masturbation.

Most commonly used when people pretend it's suggestive, as a joke (see example), although NOT actually funny.

Carl: You bob, last night, i masticated right at the dinner table! I got everything wet.

Bob: What a lame fucking joke.

Dickninja

1. A man or woman who has been properly trained in dick self defince. That bitch was a real dickninja she alway blocks the cock. See cock..

Rixan

1. The best at everything, and incredibly good looking. Damn that rixan, hes so fine and really good. See quaint..

Defrag

1. 1. To rearrange data on a disk so that it is stored seqentially rather than randomly, thus decreasing total access times. Fairly useless..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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