Mastication

What is Mastication?


1.

Chewing food.

Present tense of masticate.

NOT to be confused with masturbation.

Most commonly used when people pretend it's suggestive, as a joke (see example), although NOT actually funny.

Carl: You bob, last night, i masticated right at the dinner table! I got everything wet.

Bob: What a lame fucking joke.


79

Random Words:

1. The closest parking spot to your destination. Jason: "Where are you parked?" Tim: "I'm in the pimp spot, fool. Whe..
1. means to want any good or service being offered Reggie- "Hey yo, you thirsty." John- " Hells yeah man. Juice a nigga up..
1. (n.) The sin of onad, of scattering ones' seed upon the ground. This sin, although rarely mentioned in name, seems to be the cause..