Mastication

What is Mastication?


1.

Chewing food.

Present tense of masticate.

NOT to be confused with masturbation.

Most commonly used when people pretend it's suggestive, as a joke (see example), although NOT actually funny.

Carl: You bob, last night, i masticated right at the dinner table! I got everything wet.

Bob: What a lame fucking joke.


79

Random Words:

1. A car that is held togeather by a bumber sticker or is just a plan rez bomb, can only go for 5 miles before needing a rest. has a song a..
1. to completly redneck yourself out to such a ridiculous amount that everyone can tell your just faking that southern funk Bobby's c..
1. its a short way of saying lithuanian. person1:these people are lithos. person2:yaii i bet they're russian See lifo, lith, lithua..