Mastication

What is Mastication?


1.

Chewing food.

Present tense of masticate.

NOT to be confused with masturbation.

Most commonly used when people pretend it's suggestive, as a joke (see example), although NOT actually funny.

Carl: You bob, last night, i masticated right at the dinner table! I got everything wet.

Bob: What a lame fucking joke.


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