What is Mastication?
1.
Chewing food.
Present tense of
NOT to be confused with
Most commonly used when people pretend it's suggestive, as a joke (see example), although NOT actually funny.
Carl: You bob, last night, i masticated right at the dinner table! I got everything wet.
Bob: What a lame fucking joke.
Random Words:
1.
Jerking off.
I knocked on Nate's door, but he didn't answer. I think he was teebin' it in there.
See beat off, rub one..