What is Mastication?
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Chewing food.
Present tense of
NOT to be confused with
Most commonly used when people pretend it's suggestive, as a joke (see example), although NOT actually funny.
Carl: You bob, last night, i masticated right at the dinner table! I got everything wet.
Bob: What a lame fucking joke.
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Suitable for use when acting like a clueless foreigner. Must be said in funny accent. Bound to be a sitcom catchprase one day.
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