What is Mastication?
1.
Chewing food.
Present tense of
NOT to be confused with
Most commonly used when people pretend it's suggestive, as a joke (see example), although NOT actually funny.
Carl: You bob, last night, i masticated right at the dinner table! I got everything wet.
Bob: What a lame fucking joke.
Random Words:
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irrational fear of flags.
"Strange, my boyfriend's grandmother freaks out when she sees flags because of her vexiphobia."..
