What is Mastication?
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Chewing food.
Present tense of
NOT to be confused with
Most commonly used when people pretend it's suggestive, as a joke (see example), although NOT actually funny.
Carl: You bob, last night, i masticated right at the dinner table! I got everything wet.
Bob: What a lame fucking joke.
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A term for when a man gets an erection, but has no use for it at the time.
Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..
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To get a girl pregnant with your baby.
shit, im gonna impregnate dat bitch..