What is Masto?
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One of a small number of fans who rabidly gather around the author of the internet "tour de shite", THE MASTODON DIARIES.
Can be identified by their badge number and their incessant squealing on many forums (namely livejournal and any x-files dwelling place) but never producing anything of importance to the rest of society. Much like their favorite author. Also referred to as
If you love the Mastos then we promise to love you too! Squee! OMG!111!!eleventyone11!!1!!!1!1!111
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If I were a Masto, I could qualify to draw a crazy check each month from the government.
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Masturbation - polishing the bishop!
I am engaging in vicious masto!
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When you have a crook guts and your shit turns to liquid and burns your ring on the way out.
guy #1 - Dude, last night i had chilli con..
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The real name of a nooby psp website called gamingcube.
Wow were so much better than GamingNube
See gamingnube, farmboy, noobs, nooby..
