What is Masto?
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One of a small number of fans who rabidly gather around the author of the internet "tour de shite", THE MASTODON DIARIES.
Can be identified by their badge number and their incessant squealing on many forums (namely livejournal and any x-files dwelling place) but never producing anything of importance to the rest of society. Much like their favorite author. Also referred to as
If you love the Mastos then we promise to love you too! Squee! OMG!111!!eleventyone11!!1!!!1!1!111
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If I were a Masto, I could qualify to draw a crazy check each month from the government.
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Masturbation - polishing the bishop!
I am engaging in vicious masto!
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Random Words:
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Super Pickle -a really big dick
Tommy so has a super pickle!
I want some of that Super pickle!
See dick, big, pecker, pickle
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one who is a gretty bitch that wants all ur money and nothing else
The golddigger is a jew banker she took my money but im in need.
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To tell a fabrication in such a way as to be ridiculously transparent; misleading; doing one thing, and purposely mislabeling it; bold f..
