What is Masto?
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One of a small number of fans who rabidly gather around the author of the internet "tour de shite", THE MASTODON DIARIES.
Can be identified by their badge number and their incessant squealing on many forums (namely livejournal and any x-files dwelling place) but never producing anything of importance to the rest of society. Much like their favorite author. Also referred to as
If you love the Mastos then we promise to love you too! Squee! OMG!111!!eleventyone11!!1!!!1!1!111
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If I were a Masto, I could qualify to draw a crazy check each month from the government.
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Masturbation - polishing the bishop!
I am engaging in vicious masto!
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Random Words:
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Suck my dick (pig latin).
I still tell an utslay itchbay "ucksay my ickday" scuse my igpay atinlay but uckfay you igpay
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videos on youtube starring a black man who cusses and uses much vulgarity. these videos have every viewer laughing. people tend to quote..
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a person who is always looking out for you
i was upset but my guardian angel was there to comfort me
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someone who is alw..
