Mastro

What is Mastro?


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To pull a Mastro:

1. To talk a lot of shit about sex but know nothing about it.

2. To think that girls dig you but they really don't.

3. To get hurt in every game or athletic event.

4. Change your mind from one thing to the opposite.

5. A really fucking Italian guy.

6. To masturbate.

7. A person who thinks cousin has a fat ass but "you can't do anything wit the bitch"

8. To invite chicks at a fire to spike their drinks but kidding about that.

9. "Two in the pink, one in the stink."

10. To ask someone to do something for you.

Jordan we're just playing dogggggg :)

Dude! Jordan over there pulled a mastro when he told us "to give a girl an orgasm you rub your hand really fast between the ass and the vag."

See gay, mastro, jordan, sex, balls, straight, think

2.

dude that does the stupidest things and doesnt care what u think about him

dude u act jus like a Mastro

See tight, idiot, awesome, cool, incredible

3.

Adj. Acting like a spoiled rich brat.

AJ is so mastro showing off his new car.

See mastro, rich, fag, loser, gay kid


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