What is Mastrulate?
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to squeeze in a quick "session" even though you know it will make you late for something
steve: dude, where's stu, the movie starts in 5 minutes.
joe: i talked to him a half hour ago and he said he was going to leave right after baywatch ended.
steve: baywatch! dammit, he probably needed to mastrulate after that!
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