What is Mastrulate?
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to squeeze in a quick "session" even though you know it will make you late for something
steve: dude, where's stu, the movie starts in 5 minutes.
joe: i talked to him a half hour ago and he said he was going to leave right after baywatch ended.
steve: baywatch! dammit, he probably needed to mastrulate after that!
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to have sex, an obviously articulate male's way of putting it. Originated in The Catcher in the Rye.
How'd your date go last ..
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When an old man gets a boner and all the old nasty extra skin is dangling from it
OMFG I heard my neighbors having sex they are old and..
