Mastrulate

What is Mastrulate?


1.

to squeeze in a quick "session" even though you know it will make you late for something

steve: dude, where's stu, the movie starts in 5 minutes.

joe: i talked to him a half hour ago and he said he was going to leave right after baywatch ended.

steve: baywatch! dammit, he probably needed to mastrulate after that!

See beat off, flog the dolphin, jerk off, five on one


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