Mastuche

What is Mastuche?

The female mustache, can be long or short, and maybe Hitler sized in some cases. Mostly found on Swedish or Italian women.

OMG she has a mastuche, that is sick, dude.

Wow, Im growing a mastuche, I'll never have a date again.

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Rodgobbler

1. one who sucks cock or penis A 5"11 drunk blond is a rodgobbler See cocksucker, girlfriend, cockholster..

Queegie

1. The action the squeezing of vaginal muscles to prevent urination. Oh my qeegie, I need to use the toilet NOW! See Krystal 1. The act..

Oh My Goddess

1. Almost like the original "oh my god" but not used to express disappointment and shock. It's rather used in a quite lame a..

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