Mastuche

What is Mastuche?

The female mustache, can be long or short, and maybe Hitler sized in some cases. Mostly found on Swedish or Italian women.

OMG she has a mastuche, that is sick, dude.

Wow, Im growing a mastuche, I'll never have a date again.

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Douche Tart

1. Someone who tries to act like a douche and fails. That pussy is trying to act all bad-ass. What a douche tart. See douche, bag, tart,..

Stanky Bishop

1. when you are getting your salad tossed and you fart in the other persons mouth I laid her down to toss her salad and she gave me a stan..

Crack Spider

1. The spider that john claims is his alter ego and most likely is. OMG its the Crack Spider, oh what, wait, its just john See crack, spi..

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