What is Masturbaculate?
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Masturbaculate
Pronunciation: Ma-ster-ba-cu-late
Function: Verb
Etymology: American English "masturbaculate"
Masurbaculate: to
(Present); Masturbaculate: Jake is going to masturbaculate because, after thinking about getting a blowjob from his girlfriend, he got a boner.
(Past); Masturbaculated: Jake masturbaculated to get rid of his boner after thinking about getting a blowjob from his girlfriend.
(Future); Masturbaculate: Jake has to go masturbaculate after getting a boner from thinking about his girlfriend giving him a blowjob
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