What is Masturbaginity?
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The state of being pure, unsullied, or untouched by your own hands, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.
I'm almost ashamed to say Nikki Cox took my masturbaginity.
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The thing most 13 year old boys lose the first time they open a JCPenny catalog to the bra section.
The greatest gift a boy or girl can give to themselves.
I'm almost ashamed to say she took my masturbaginity. (Reaction to having seen what plastic surgery has done to Niki Cox's face.)
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A completely understandable childlike fear of mimes in general, and the mime group Mummenschanz in particular. This can be brought on by..
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in the way in which is proper
lika ol white dude named charles
"yo mogly, abis is always on deck", "charles way"
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