Masturbaginity

What is Masturbaginity?

The state of being pure, unsullied, or untouched by your own hands, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

I'm almost ashamed to say Nikki Cox took my masturbaginity.

See masturbation, virginity, nikki, cox, orgasm

The thing most 13 year old boys lose the first time they open a JCPenny catalog to the bra section.

The greatest gift a boy or girl can give to themselves.

I'm almost ashamed to say she took my masturbaginity. (Reaction to having seen what plastic surgery has done to Niki Cox's face.)

See virgin, virginity, masturbate, masturbatory

413

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Grape Smugler

1. A person, typically a male, wearing any sort of tightly constrained over garment which appends tightly to the genitals, leaving their sh..

I-douche

1. n. a douche bag investment banker who: A) suffers from the worst case of middle child syndrome whether or not he or she has siblings B..

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