Masturbaginity

What is Masturbaginity?

The state of being pure, unsullied, or untouched by your own hands, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

I'm almost ashamed to say Nikki Cox took my masturbaginity.

See masturbation, virginity, nikki, cox, orgasm

The thing most 13 year old boys lose the first time they open a JCPenny catalog to the bra section.

The greatest gift a boy or girl can give to themselves.

I'm almost ashamed to say she took my masturbaginity. (Reaction to having seen what plastic surgery has done to Niki Cox's face.)

See virgin, virginity, masturbate, masturbatory

Zizbot

1. A rough textured crotch area that tastes like vanilla almond Special K. He said I tasted like a zizbot. See tim, carissa, coco, alarm,..

Oeriod

1. When 10 periods merge together they diffuse the outer atmosphere. Everything in the surrounding area ignites with the burning hatred of ..

Fuck A Monkey

1. 1. An exclamation of frustration 2. An exclamation of awesomeness 3. A dismissal 4. To totally suck at something 5. Something y..

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