Masturbaginity

What is Masturbaginity?

The state of being pure, unsullied, or untouched by your own hands, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

I'm almost ashamed to say Nikki Cox took my masturbaginity.

See masturbation, virginity, nikki, cox, orgasm

The thing most 13 year old boys lose the first time they open a JCPenny catalog to the bra section.

The greatest gift a boy or girl can give to themselves.

I'm almost ashamed to say she took my masturbaginity. (Reaction to having seen what plastic surgery has done to Niki Cox's face.)

See virgin, virginity, masturbate, masturbatory

The Squirrel Farm

1. A small firetruck station on the corner of Fern Road and Old Stage in East Brunwick NJ. They also have a volleyball net on the lawn. I..

Dickplowed

1. To get plowed by a dick. Fucked hard. Hey honey, wanna go upstairs and get dickplowed. See sex, dick, cock, vagina, intercourse..

Gad`up

1. interj. 1.said sarcasticly when something has gone horribly wrong 2. said randomly as a filler word (This word should always be said as..

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