Masturbaginity

What is Masturbaginity?

The state of being pure, unsullied, or untouched by your own hands, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

I'm almost ashamed to say Nikki Cox took my masturbaginity.

See masturbation, virginity, nikki, cox, orgasm

The thing most 13 year old boys lose the first time they open a JCPenny catalog to the bra section.

The greatest gift a boy or girl can give to themselves.

I'm almost ashamed to say she took my masturbaginity. (Reaction to having seen what plastic surgery has done to Niki Cox's face.)

See virgin, virginity, masturbate, masturbatory

Peneterrupted

1. An interruption during intercourse requiring withdrawal and associated agony. Generally does not allow for re-entry. My girl and I wer..

Slabadash

1. Where someone who is a sleep gets hit in the face with a pillow or another swingable object near a bed e.g. a bed side table. But pillow..

Advertising

1. The tool of the devil. Advertisers are in leauge with the devil, I tells ya! See rnr 2. The one thing we depend on, the one thing w..

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