Masturbaginity

What is Masturbaginity?

The state of being pure, unsullied, or untouched by your own hands, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

I'm almost ashamed to say Nikki Cox took my masturbaginity.

See masturbation, virginity, nikki, cox, orgasm

The thing most 13 year old boys lose the first time they open a JCPenny catalog to the bra section.

The greatest gift a boy or girl can give to themselves.

I'm almost ashamed to say she took my masturbaginity. (Reaction to having seen what plastic surgery has done to Niki Cox's face.)

See virgin, virginity, masturbate, masturbatory

Zanapash

1. A combination of the words "zana", meaning a nice girl, and "pash", meaning to french kiss. A girl or woman who is ..

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1. A nonsensical greeting meaning the person has no need for human sensitivity at that point in the time continuiom and would rather persue..

Moo Ha Ha

1. laughter at random moments usually used when: 1 ur on AIM or the internet 2 ur talkin to ur biffles 3 u r laughin at losers 4 u have..

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