Masturbaginity

What is Masturbaginity?

The state of being pure, unsullied, or untouched by your own hands, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

I'm almost ashamed to say Nikki Cox took my masturbaginity.

See masturbation, virginity, nikki, cox, orgasm

The thing most 13 year old boys lose the first time they open a JCPenny catalog to the bra section.

The greatest gift a boy or girl can give to themselves.

I'm almost ashamed to say she took my masturbaginity. (Reaction to having seen what plastic surgery has done to Niki Cox's face.)

See virgin, virginity, masturbate, masturbatory

Upbraid

1. To scold vehemently, or to criticize ones actions. The lord shall not upbraid you, but if you seek him for knowledge he shall give it. ..

4 Pound Lobster

1. woman with a full round butt that girls like a 4 pound lobster...(all the good stuff in the lobster is in the tail..) See butt, behind..

Dinozo

1. when someone slaps you in the back of the head; the act of being slapped in the back of the head from the bottom of your neck up towards..

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