Masturbaginity

What is Masturbaginity?

The state of being pure, unsullied, or untouched by your own hands, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

I'm almost ashamed to say Nikki Cox took my masturbaginity.

See masturbation, virginity, nikki, cox, orgasm

The thing most 13 year old boys lose the first time they open a JCPenny catalog to the bra section.

The greatest gift a boy or girl can give to themselves.

I'm almost ashamed to say she took my masturbaginity. (Reaction to having seen what plastic surgery has done to Niki Cox's face.)

See virgin, virginity, masturbate, masturbatory

Odobenus^rosmarus

1. The only gnome known to have the largest penises growing from atop its head, thus making it the leader of SnookerDoodles' army of ..

Underoos

1. Underoos is undergarments containing pictures, graphics of cartoons character(s) and/or movie character(s) on a t-shirt sold with a colo..

Enjoyful

1. Beyond enjoying. Totally enjoying a situation. Making up words sure is enjoyful! See enjoy, fun, joyous, good times..

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