Masturbaginity

What is Masturbaginity?

The state of being pure, unsullied, or untouched by your own hands, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

I'm almost ashamed to say Nikki Cox took my masturbaginity.

See masturbation, virginity, nikki, cox, orgasm

The thing most 13 year old boys lose the first time they open a JCPenny catalog to the bra section.

The greatest gift a boy or girl can give to themselves.

I'm almost ashamed to say she took my masturbaginity. (Reaction to having seen what plastic surgery has done to Niki Cox's face.)

See virgin, virginity, masturbate, masturbatory

Dead Piss

1. the piss that leaves the penis before the spirm. (usually happens when stimulation isnt fast enough.) Girl - Is that come? Guy - No, ..

Obamandingo

1. Virile American president that scares racist white folk. Cleetus the hillbilly is afraid Obamandingo is gonna raise his taxes and take ..

Ihop Bitch

1. a female with an ass so flat it resembles a pancake. this is known as an ihop bitch since ihop is known best for their pancakes. yo i g..

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