Masturbaginity

What is Masturbaginity?

The state of being pure, unsullied, or untouched by your own hands, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

I'm almost ashamed to say Nikki Cox took my masturbaginity.

See masturbation, virginity, nikki, cox, orgasm

The thing most 13 year old boys lose the first time they open a JCPenny catalog to the bra section.

The greatest gift a boy or girl can give to themselves.

I'm almost ashamed to say she took my masturbaginity. (Reaction to having seen what plastic surgery has done to Niki Cox's face.)

See virgin, virginity, masturbate, masturbatory

Testicleye

1. When you remove one's eye, and then one's testicle, and then place their testicle in their eye socket and paint it the color o..

Zzyzx

1. The last place on Earth. It was originally founded by a crazy old man who named it ZZYZX since it would be the last word in the diction..

Clidy

1. (adj. and v.) portmanteau of clean and tidy. (adj) This room is very clidy. (v) The kitchen needs clidying. See clean, tidy, cleaning..

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