Masturbaginity

What is Masturbaginity?

The state of being pure, unsullied, or untouched by your own hands, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

I'm almost ashamed to say Nikki Cox took my masturbaginity.

See masturbation, virginity, nikki, cox, orgasm

The thing most 13 year old boys lose the first time they open a JCPenny catalog to the bra section.

The greatest gift a boy or girl can give to themselves.

I'm almost ashamed to say she took my masturbaginity. (Reaction to having seen what plastic surgery has done to Niki Cox's face.)

See virgin, virginity, masturbate, masturbatory

Interferiority

1. The vague feeling of inferiority one gets after searching too much internet pornography and realising that a lot of people and even live..

P Squared

1. Penis and a paycheck It's a reason why women stay in their unfulfilling relationships. When your husban ticks you off, remind you..

Zuggs

1. Zeberated Underminded Gratigious Gorade Syndrome. Zuggs went "rar rar rar!". 2. The Exalted One of the Yellow, Meat Eating,..

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