Masturbaginity

What is Masturbaginity?

The state of being pure, unsullied, or untouched by your own hands, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

I'm almost ashamed to say Nikki Cox took my masturbaginity.

See masturbation, virginity, nikki, cox, orgasm

The thing most 13 year old boys lose the first time they open a JCPenny catalog to the bra section.

The greatest gift a boy or girl can give to themselves.

I'm almost ashamed to say she took my masturbaginity. (Reaction to having seen what plastic surgery has done to Niki Cox's face.)

See virgin, virginity, masturbate, masturbatory

Ukranian Sauna

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Isthmus

1. Combined words: This and must After finding a $20 he said aloud "Isthmus be my lucky day" See it's, must be..

W00talicious

1. a description you give to someone that deserves the word w00t to describe them and they are also delicious. Wow sexy, you sure are w00t..

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