Masturbaginity

What is Masturbaginity?

The state of being pure, unsullied, or untouched by your own hands, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

I'm almost ashamed to say Nikki Cox took my masturbaginity.

See masturbation, virginity, nikki, cox, orgasm

The thing most 13 year old boys lose the first time they open a JCPenny catalog to the bra section.

The greatest gift a boy or girl can give to themselves.

I'm almost ashamed to say she took my masturbaginity. (Reaction to having seen what plastic surgery has done to Niki Cox's face.)

See virgin, virginity, masturbate, masturbatory

Gettin Fucked Up Tonight

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Ygmmf

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Iron Mike

1. n. Nickname for a loose cannon RA who spazzesat every minor infraction of the rules. Iron Mike wrote us up for sexual harassment for u..

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