Masturbaids

What is Masturbaids?

An infection in a small cut or laceration on the hand due to unsanitary self love.

" See this little red patch on my hand, mate ? That's Masturbaids ! Got it last night after a dirty wank."

See wanking, masturbation, jerking off

Loptop

1. Kidenglish for Laptop and Blackberry.... As in... 'I want a Loptop and a Blueberry for xmas".... My 10 year old said. See la..

Ecstagra

1. a mix of ecstacy and viagra. it makes for one great night. originally made by Stiffy McTubesock and Dickless Dan. dude, i took an e..

Bladunkin

1. When a guy sits on a toilet and a girl sucks his dick while he is dropping a duece. I'm feeding the warden, come bladunkin this ma..

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