Masturbaids

What is Masturbaids?

An infection in a small cut or laceration on the hand due to unsanitary self love.

" See this little red patch on my hand, mate ? That's Masturbaids ! Got it last night after a dirty wank."

See wanking, masturbation, jerking off

Joelseph

1. A joel who wishes he was a joe. Alex: Hey joel! Joel: My name's JOELSEPH goddammit!! See name, stalin, yaksish, splooge..

Emily Post

1. The woman who literally wrote the book on etiquette. Also used as an antonym for anyone who has bad manners or doesn't care about ..

Frentizzle

1. a sound that sounds like a rather large spaceship landing Suddenly, there was a sound that sounded like a rather large spaceship landin..

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