Masturbaids

What is Masturbaids?

An infection in a small cut or laceration on the hand due to unsanitary self love.

" See this little red patch on my hand, mate ? That's Masturbaids ! Got it last night after a dirty wank."

See wanking, masturbation, jerking off

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