Masturbaids

What is Masturbaids?

An infection in a small cut or laceration on the hand due to unsanitary self love.

" See this little red patch on my hand, mate ? That's Masturbaids ! Got it last night after a dirty wank."

See wanking, masturbation, jerking off

Terlingua

1. The Spanish/Mexican version of Cunnilingus. A variation of traditional cunnilingus where the vagina is dressed with salsa and sour cream..

Kiddy Cruisin'

1. A pedophile who's driving around looking for children so he can pull over and masturbate, and then leave. Robby: Yo, dude. I just ..

Kenrick

1. Trinidadian slang for "Nothing" or "Zero". Derived from a pun on the name of Kenrick Norton, a small-time politician..

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