Mastur-bail

What is Mastur-bail?


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Mastur-bail means leaving a chat, or IM to go masturbate or watch porn.

Chat Room:

"So what was that show about?"

"Nothing. I gotta go do some stuff. Seeya later"

"Uhh... He's totally gonna mastur-bail"

See masturbate, porn, sex, gay


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