What is Masturbait?
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On a night out when a pretty female friend lures a number of males over in the false pretence that she wants to talk to the males but shes actually just setting them up for you and all your ugly mates.
Gill: Oh look theres a group of sexy guys over there lets go and talk to them
Jane: No don't move we'll just get our masturbait to bring them over.
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A vertical bacon sandwich, a hairy goblet
Mmmmm, I'm so hungry I could growl out your grandma's fetid milky bikini burger...
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When you are sleeping in bed and the blanket is in disarray or all bunched up on the bed.
Last night in bed I could not get comfortable..
