Masturbait

What is Masturbait?


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On a night out when a pretty female friend lures a number of males over in the false pretence that she wants to talk to the males but shes actually just setting them up for you and all your ugly mates.

Gill: Oh look theres a group of sexy guys over there lets go and talk to them

Jane: No don't move we'll just get our masturbait to bring them over.

See masterbate, masturbate, masterbait, honey trap


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