Masturbanation

What is Masturbanation?

A form of jerking off only while wearing a turban. Also known as Halal Jerking.

Frank: Yo dude yesterday i finally got around to masturbanation...

Paul:No way, Howd it go?

Frank:Amazing dude i jizzed all over my turban.

See masterbate, masterbation, masterbating

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