Masturbanish Edit Meaning

1. some crazy bitch in a red coat that always seems to be missing. Where in the world is Carmen san Diego?..

1. someone that uses another person for their mother's cooking (preferably fried dough and other breakfast foods). person one: "..

1. Ugly brown sandalsthat look like they have been worn since the time of Christ,usually worn by hippies and old men with terribly ugly fee..