Masturbanish Edit Meaning

1. Fear of walking backwards into a door knob. "Mike has anaprobaphobia and will not walk through a doorway because he walked into a ..

1. Taking liberties or assuming airs beyond one's place in a social heirarchy. Assuming equality with someone higher up the social lad..

1. someone who loves to stroke lamps... of any kind... jacob loves to stroke his lamp all day, which makes him a lampstroker. See lamp, l..