Masturbanished

What is Masturbanished?

1.

Similar to being sexiled, except the reason you can't get into your rooom is that your roomie is enjoying some single player entertainment.

Matt: Hey let's go play Scrabble in your room.

Jill: My room's on the other side of campus. Can't we just use yours?

Matt: Well, when I walked in to get the board, William was under the covers with a box of tissues on the bed. Which is to say I think he's busy.

Jill: And were totally using my room.

----

Amy: Why didn't you guys just play in Matt's room?

Jill: Um, his roommate was busy.

Matt: We got masturbanished.

See sexiled, masturbate, roomie, jack off, dorm
0

Random Words:

Prepxcore
1. Prepxcore- Adj-verb- Prepxcore-Hardcore prep buthangs out with emos scenes etc. Pretents to be emo/scene but really isnt. Uses Xcore as ..
Read more
Shawtay
1. A girl whom you desire or would like to holla at. Beautiful girl you see and try to talk to. "Shawtay!"- often spoken by the..
Read more
Blokettes
1. Feeble Canadian attempt at Britishness as a result of decades of Anglo-hard on. A blokette wears the fishnets and nicely jeans in this ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free