Masturbanished

What is Masturbanished?

1.

Similar to being sexiled, except the reason you can't get into your rooom is that your roomie is enjoying some single player entertainment.

Matt: Hey let's go play Scrabble in your room.

Jill: My room's on the other side of campus. Can't we just use yours?

Matt: Well, when I walked in to get the board, William was under the covers with a box of tissues on the bed. Which is to say I think he's busy.

Jill: And were totally using my room.

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Amy: Why didn't you guys just play in Matt's room?

Jill: Um, his roommate was busy.

Matt: We got masturbanished.

See sexiled, masturbate, roomie, jack off, dorm
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