What is Masturbarto?
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one who engages in the severe act of holding the sausage hostage,YO!Formally known as choking the chode, beating the mince and also attending to the needs of the bung fritz.
That chap seems to have a serious case thy masturbarto....most likely from a lack of crumpets
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adj.
1.) used to describe an object or person that is so good/fine you could copulate with it/them.
2.) to say something is so good ..
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Hoya sauce also known as Somalivaginal secretion. Hoya sauce is the vaginal secretion of a Somalian prostitute. Hoya is Somalian for mom..