What is Masturbarto?
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one who engages in the severe act of holding the sausage hostage,YO!Formally known as choking the chode, beating the mince and also attending to the needs of the bung fritz.
That chap seems to have a serious case thy masturbarto....most likely from a lack of crumpets
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A phrase to imply that someone is a SERIOUS tool (insult), or that done something really toolish.
Rosie: Wtf? Why the hell did you feel..
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A tube Made of Donkeys that broadcasts porn 24 hours a day.
Donkeytube
Hey that Englishman is staring into a donkey tube
See donkey,..