What is Masturbarto?
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one who engages in the severe act of holding the sausage hostage,YO!Formally known as choking the chode, beating the mince and also attending to the needs of the bung fritz.
That chap seems to have a serious case thy masturbarto....most likely from a lack of crumpets
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Phrs. Back to front. British origin.
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Slomocrunktion
being drunk,faded and rolling
the beer got me drunk, which made me crazy,
to get faded made it slow, and rolling, got ..