What is Masturbarto?
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one who engages in the severe act of holding the sausage hostage,YO!Formally known as choking the chode, beating the mince and also attending to the needs of the bung fritz.
That chap seems to have a serious case thy masturbarto....most likely from a lack of crumpets
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when a gay man licks his own sperm and shit off his lovers dick immediately after his partner cums inside him.
Bart nearly orgasmed aga..
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The study of Ancient Buttholes.
Rex was studying to be an Anthroproctologist, because he likes old ass.
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