What is Masturbarto?
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one who engages in the severe act of holding the sausage hostage,YO!Formally known as choking the chode, beating the mince and also attending to the needs of the bung fritz.
That chap seems to have a serious case thy masturbarto....most likely from a lack of crumpets
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The sounds of your roommate and two men having sex in another room, yet loud enough for you to hear. You can't see it, only hear it..
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The friend that draws a penis on your face after you pass out at a party.
Dude!! The penis fairy struck again!! John has a boner on his..
