What is Masturbarto?
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one who engages in the severe act of holding the sausage hostage,YO!Formally known as choking the chode, beating the mince and also attending to the needs of the bung fritz.
That chap seems to have a serious case thy masturbarto....most likely from a lack of crumpets
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Otherwise known as an "Ultimate Skeeza"; A professional hoe, deals great pleasure for large amounts of money.
Damn that Advan..
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when tubing on a lake/ocean/ect. and you fall off and then are raped in the ass by water .. a wedgie will also probably occur
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This is where you shoot your load all over a woman's face and then give her a black eye making her resemble an angry panda.
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