What is Masturbarto?
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one who engages in the severe act of holding the sausage hostage,YO!Formally known as choking the chode, beating the mince and also attending to the needs of the bung fritz.
That chap seems to have a serious case thy masturbarto....most likely from a lack of crumpets
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Donked out:
1. To drop out of an event/evening through stupidity or over indulgence.
2. To fail generally at a task.
"Christ lad..
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one who is frequently searching to get pussy.
wow my dad is such a Poon Monger
See pat..
