Masturbarto

What is Masturbarto?


1.

one who engages in the severe act of holding the sausage hostage,YO!Formally known as choking the chode, beating the mince and also attending to the needs of the bung fritz.

That chap seems to have a serious case thy masturbarto....most likely from a lack of crumpets

See masturbarto, severe, sausage, mince, fritz


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