Masturbates Edit Meaning

1. This person will constantly annoy you with random lyrics from emo songs whilst cutting himself to the daily dreads of life. Not many pe..

1. Licking a womans virgin whilst drinking lemonade through a straw. I had a good Royal Swallow last night with Cindy and Schweppes. See ..

1. The fine art of abandoning customers visiting a car dealership. I.E. let me check on the folks I'll be right back. NEXT!!!!! Rob ..