What is Masturbates Furiously?
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a shitty interweb site
man, masturbatesfuriously is stupid
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Masturbating at a rate likely to cause friction burn.
Dude, wtf was Crowley doing this morning?
He was in early. He masturbates furiously when nobody is around... I wouldn't use that computer if I were you.
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The extra skin at the base of a saggy cock.
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When two individuals engaging in coitus try to avoid feelings. Usually used in the context of fuck buddies.
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