Masturbates Furiously

What is Masturbates Furiously?

1.

a shitty interweb site

man, masturbatesfuriously is stupid

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2.

Masturbating at a rate likely to cause friction burn.

Dude, wtf was Crowley doing this morning?

He was in early. He masturbates furiously when nobody is around... I wouldn't use that computer if I were you.

See wanking, crowley, computer, stain

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