What is Masturbates Furiously?


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a shitty interweb site

man, masturbatesfuriously is stupid

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Masturbating at a rate likely to cause friction burn.

Dude, wtf was Crowley doing this morning?

He was in early. He masturbates furiously when nobody is around... I wouldn't use that computer if I were you.

See wanking, crowley, computer, stain


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