Masturbatinator

What is Masturbatinator?

A robot sent from the future with really big padded, moist hands that has a wank-speed of 2000 jerks per second.

Designed to give lonely people artificial love.

Cum with me if you are in the mood.

Asta la pasta

I am the masturbatinator feel my finger!

See wank, masturbate, yum, cum, cretin

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