Masturbating Monkey

What is Masturbating Monkey?

Gay monkey that sits in the zoo cage, shows you its dick and then jacks of to your kidz standin at the window staring at them.

Q: Mummy, what's that monkey doing?

A: Never mind. Now Tonianne get away from that window and lets go to the lion cage now.

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