Masturbating Monkey

What is Masturbating Monkey?

Gay monkey that sits in the zoo cage, shows you its dick and then jacks of to your kidz standin at the window staring at them.

Q: Mummy, what's that monkey doing?

A: Never mind. Now Tonianne get away from that window and lets go to the lion cage now.

See Sarah

Queue Regret

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Cottonballs

1. The dreaded later stage of beernuts. When my beernuts turn to cottonballs, I'll be coming home to you. 2. The testicles of an au..

Zotist

1. 1.One of the children of the dark, they prey on cold food, not anything warm. 2.A religion that was started in the 21st century by an ..

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