Masturbating Monkey

What is Masturbating Monkey?

Gay monkey that sits in the zoo cage, shows you its dick and then jacks of to your kidz standin at the window staring at them.

Q: Mummy, what's that monkey doing?

A: Never mind. Now Tonianne get away from that window and lets go to the lion cage now.

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2 Hits

1. mocking someone wanting to fight you. Used in a some movies. "this is only gonna take 2 hits. I hit you and your dick hits the flo..

Xx Kingio Xx

1. A person who sits at the computer for 30 hours nonstop, drinks energy drinks, and pees in bottles. Wow, you are such an Xx kingio xx, y..

To Pull An Esther Kim

1. to get told to Áñ by jon esther: haha i defined my self in urban dictionary! jon: really? *reads "to be excellent in everything&q..

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