Masturbation Night

What is Masturbation Night?


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Masturbation night is a celebration. You masturbate with your friends.

And its totally not gay!

There is only three rules.

1. You must bring your own porn.

2. Looking is okay, but touching is not allowed.

3. No women allowowed..

Hey buddy, can you lend me a hand? ---quote from masturbation night

See masturbation, circle jerk


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