What is Masturbation Probation?

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When one goes an extended period of time without jerking off. Most will give in to willpower and natural urges, but the courageous and strong can sometimes go for days or weeks without choking the chicken. See The Contest (Seinfeld).

"Yo dude, check out this porn video I found!"

"Nah man, not tonight. I've decided to go on masturbation probation."

See masturbation, probation, jerking off, jacking off
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