Masturbation Station Edit Meaning

1.

1. A place where it is common to find a person hunched over masterbating.

2. Any area with a quiet corner, preferably in a room with fewer than 7 people.

3. Like a train station, except you masterbate there.

The other day Tom was walking down the street, and noticed an abandoned ice cream truck; there were only 2 hobos inside, so he crawled to the front seat and made it a mobile Masturbation Station!!

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2.

the state your in right before you spew semen

me and my girlfriend were foolin around and her mom walked in just as i got to masturbation station

See orgasm, pleasure, nothing, thing

3.

a location or area in the home where someone most frequently masturbates. This is usually a chair in front of a home computer where internet porn can be accessed.

im feeling a little stressed.. i think i need 7 or 8 minutes alone at the masturbation station.

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4.

A euphamism for your hands.

Dave has had his arms in casts for well over two months now. I wonder how he copes without being able to use his masturbation stations properly...

See hand, fist, digit, wank, masturbate