What is Masturbation Time Syndrome?


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An ailment usually affecting males between the ages of 13 and 26, where while masturbating time felt is much less than time used.

Guy 1: Where were you?

Guy 2: Huh, I was only gone a minute.

Guy 1: More like fifteen.

Guy 2: Dammit! Not Masturbation Time Syndrome again!

Guy 1: Why the hell were you jerking off...?

See mts, einsteins theory of relativity


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