Masturbationist

What is Masturbationist?

One who masturbates to a professional degree and does so to a professional calibur.

That guy is so good at jerkin' his wang, he's a masturbationist.

Simply, one who masturbates. Often confused with the term "masturbator" which is completely absurd.

I masturbate, therefore I am a masturbationist.

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Lobby Police

1. A fucking chink who jacks off every second of his life. That kid is a Lobby Police. See police, lobby, lob, lobster..

Clots

1. (noun): red spots (and streaks) left on your penis after you have penetration (vaginal) sex with a female who is having her period. Aft..

Zorgy

1. An orgy with animals. Acronym of zoo + orgy. Sharon brought her dogs last night and we started a hot zorgy. See zorgy, zoo, orgy, ani..

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