Masturbatious

What is Masturbatious?


1.

adj. - An unattainable woman of strong sexual allure, or a woman seen from afar, and subjected to a brief, intense focus of lustful thought without any serious consideration to pursue.

The word is a combination of the words "masturbate" and "delicious" to imply a woman of sufficient attractiveness to induce masturbation, as a consequence of her lack of availability

"Dude check out that chick, she is totally masturbatious. I can't wait to go home either with or without her"

See masturbatious, masturbating, masturbate, delicious, masturbatable

2.

To have the aire of masturbation, to look like a masturbator.

My, you're looking very masturbatious tonight

See jerk, wank, cock, masturbation, masturbator, rub

3.

the act of master baiting to a hot woman you just saw on the streets

"That is one totally masturbatious chick, I can't wait to get home with or without her"

See masterbatious, masterbation, jerkoff, jerk, stoke


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