What is Masturbatory Aid?
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Anything that helps a person perform self-gratification (i.e. masturbate). These materials range from magazines to movies, but not limited to inanimate objects (i.e. the use of one's own imagination).
Playboy is the commonmasturbatory aid among adolescents.
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Your mother's picture.
Hey Mike, could you please hand me my masturbatory aid...I'm gonna go beat off.
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Random Words:
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saying "omg" by letters.
o -> oh
m -> ehm
g -> gee
person 1 = Did you see what he just did?!
person 2 = Oh Ehm G..
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Claiming you are going "Hiking in the
Appalachian Mountains" for vacation when in fact you are going away for a booty call.
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