Masturbatory Aid

What is Masturbatory Aid?


1.

Anything that helps a person perform self-gratification (i.e. masturbate). These materials range from magazines to movies, but not limited to inanimate objects (i.e. the use of one's own imagination).

Playboy is the common masturbatory aid among adolescents.

See masturbate, jerk off, choking the chicken, beat off, Elmer

2.

Your mother's picture.

Hey Mike, could you please hand me my masturbatory aid...I'm gonna go beat off.

See mother, whack off, beat off, jack off, sex, danielle


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