Masturbatrix

What is Masturbatrix?


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a woman who, throughout the course of the day, will randomly insertobjects into her vaginal cavity for the delicious pleasureshe gets from it.

"OMG did you see what Sheryl just did??"

"YES! omg i cant believe she can fit a whole steel toed boot up her vagina!"

"I know, i told you it was a bad idea to take her to the footware section"

"She shoved a pencil up there when we were in school supplies, and a small child"

"Poor kid"

"She is such a masturbatrix!"

"i know"

"She must be so flappy, like a wizards sleeve!"

"uh, that's hot"

See masterbate, sex, vagina, flaps, pleasure, coffee, highlighter, children, smile, rad, lol, omg, ttyl


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