Masturbearding

What is Masturbearding?

To stroke one's beard with great intensity, almost as if the act is sexually gratifying.

I couldn't concentrate on the professor's lecture because he was masturbearding the whole time.

See masturbate, jerking off

Hampton Bays

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W00f

1. Exclamation. Props given out by a l337 d0g. Timmy: I just own3d that guy who was going around ganking n00bs. Fido: w00f. See bark, wo..

Arse Cress

1. The wirey growth of pathetic, useless hair, that terrorises the arse crack during the entire life of the arse owner. Removing the arse ..

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