Masturbearding

What is Masturbearding?

To stroke one's beard with great intensity, almost as if the act is sexually gratifying.

I couldn't concentrate on the professor's lecture because he was masturbearding the whole time.

See masturbate, jerking off

Fadgoomf

1. An acronym for Fuckin A Dude, Get out of my Fuckin Face! After being in the barracks all day, the security officer said "Percival,..

Honkey Donkey

1. Means White Ass Honkey means white and donkey means ass. Kiss my honkey donkey..

Kizirt

1. kizirt is involved in a definition of fuckshit ........um yea, this is just bendazzle, and kizirt sucks ryan h's nuts which are on..

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