Masturbearding

What is Masturbearding?

To stroke one's beard with great intensity, almost as if the act is sexually gratifying.

I couldn't concentrate on the professor's lecture because he was masturbearding the whole time.

See masturbate, jerking off

Rexual

1. Someone that is too hardcore to be sexual. Oh hot dayyum, that dude is so.. REXUAL! See sexual, hardcore, shag, boobs..

Quarterback For The Buckaneers

1. The coolest halloween costume ever. Made of several quarters on one's back in the shape of a Q.B. (Quarter-back) Then a single doll..

Teebin' It

1. Jerking off. I knocked on Nate's door, but he didn't answer. I think he was teebin' it in there. See beat off, rub one..

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