Masturbearding

What is Masturbearding?

To stroke one's beard with great intensity, almost as if the act is sexually gratifying.

I couldn't concentrate on the professor's lecture because he was masturbearding the whole time.

See masturbate, jerking off

Homer J Simpson

1. A LEGEND AND A ROLE MODEL TO ALL MALES I SALUTE U HOMER SIMPSON hmmm Beer FUNNYEST CARTOON CHARACTER ALIVE DOhh MMMMMM BEER y u lit..

Uneffable

1. Someone who is so indescribably unattractive that it is impossible to fuck them. "I've thought about it dude, but she isn&apo..

Hapwnd

1. When someone pwns them selfs or some one in a funny way *little girl running falls and nails face* Guy 1: Hapwnd Guy 2: Epic lol! Se..

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