Masturbearding

What is Masturbearding?

To stroke one's beard with great intensity, almost as if the act is sexually gratifying.

I couldn't concentrate on the professor's lecture because he was masturbearding the whole time.

See masturbate, jerking off

Puntastic

1. A description of an awesome pun or pune <comedian> Q: What instrument do fish like to play? A: A bass guitar! <listener> T..

Trigantic

1. three times the size of gigantic. Damn that is one trigantic ass. See Blair 2. Way bigger than gigantic. The Eiffel Tower is gigant..

Off

1. To be weird, off center, not normal. "she's a bit off" 2. To bump off. To kill. To exterminate. We're going to o..

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