Masturbearding

What is Masturbearding?

To stroke one's beard with great intensity, almost as if the act is sexually gratifying.

I couldn't concentrate on the professor's lecture because he was masturbearding the whole time.

See masturbate, jerking off

W.e.m.

1. Short for whateverminger A dismissive, derisive comment to end a futile interchange. With hand gestures. Form your hand into a fist, t..

Ette

1. Signifies something is female. Boy: Hey dude! Girl: I'm not a dude, I'm a girl... Boy: Ok, dudETTE!..

Copapi

1. Another term used as the crotchal area. Made up while Showering. I'm gonna hit ya in the copapi! See crotchal, the package, huevo..

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