What is Masturberry?
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An insulting term for a Blackberry phone poking fun at the excessive size and often unnecessary features. It equates ownership of the phone to "public masturbation" in that owning one is far too showy and ostentatious (often worn on a belt clip) and seems to stroke the suffering ego of the owner.
"Man, there's that assclown Chad with his Masturberry. He doesn't even have a job."
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When you go out to dinner/drinks, and other people bail on the tab and you end up covering way more than your fair share.
"All tho..
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Hemorrhoid. Just as a French Tickler has little bumps to provide extra friction for screwing, the bumps of a Greek Tickler (hemorrhoid)..
