What is Masturberry?
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An insulting term for a Blackberry phone poking fun at the excessive size and often unnecessary features. It equates ownership of the phone to "public masturbation" in that owning one is far too showy and ostentatious (often worn on a belt clip) and seems to stroke the suffering ego of the owner.
"Man, there's that assclown Chad with his Masturberry. He doesn't even have a job."
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An inside joke between twins.
Twin 1: That was so long ago!
Twin 2: Ya thats like when she wore glasses
Random Guy: What?
Twin 2: Oh..
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The Burmese Firedragon is when the male coats his penis in peanut-butter and hot sauce (lots of it) and then sticks his dick in his part..
