What is Masturberry?
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An insulting term for a Blackberry phone poking fun at the excessive size and often unnecessary features. It equates ownership of the phone to "public masturbation" in that owning one is far too showy and ostentatious (often worn on a belt clip) and seems to stroke the suffering ego of the owner.
"Man, there's that assclown Chad with his Masturberry. He doesn't even have a job."
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A rich student that feels the need to wear suits to school, and really gay scarves. They live off "daddys" credit card and pre..
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When you're getting a handjob and you finish but they keep going getting it all over.
Frank: "Dude Megan was giving me a hand..
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How long it takes before Hitler is mentioned, especially in an online argument.
This thread went from zero to Hitler in a mere three po..
