What is Masturberry?
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An insulting term for a Blackberry phone poking fun at the excessive size and often unnecessary features. It equates ownership of the phone to "public masturbation" in that owning one is far too showy and ostentatious (often worn on a belt clip) and seems to stroke the suffering ego of the owner.
"Man, there's that assclown Chad with his Masturberry. He doesn't even have a job."
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Countenance is another outdated word for someone's facial expression. This word is often found in nineteenth century novels. It has..
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a felatio for your grundle
i was with my girlfriend last night and she just totally gave me a grundlatio out of the blue
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