What is Masturberry?
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An insulting term for a Blackberry phone poking fun at the excessive size and often unnecessary features. It equates ownership of the phone to "public masturbation" in that owning one is far too showy and ostentatious (often worn on a belt clip) and seems to stroke the suffering ego of the owner.
"Man, there's that assclown Chad with his Masturberry. He doesn't even have a job."
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A guy who is a total tool.
One who makes inappropriate comments at the wrong time.
Accuses the wrong people of the wrong crimes.
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Someone who's constantly looking at women's hooters.
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