What is Masturberry?
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An insulting term for a Blackberry phone poking fun at the excessive size and often unnecessary features. It equates ownership of the phone to "public masturbation" in that owning one is far too showy and ostentatious (often worn on a belt clip) and seems to stroke the suffering ego of the owner.
"Man, there's that assclown Chad with his Masturberry. He doesn't even have a job."
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a non-meaty treat which looks like meat smells like shit and tastes nothing like meat!
"excuse me... do u sell quorn dawgs here?&q..
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To lubricate your penis, and rhyme at the same time.
Sam: man, her handjobs are so whack!
Lee: try to butter your nutter, it'll g..
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Something that is both horrid and hilarious at the same time.
Laughing at something that is horridlarious is generally disapproved, but..
