What is Masturberry?
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An insulting term for a Blackberry phone poking fun at the excessive size and often unnecessary features. It equates ownership of the phone to "public masturbation" in that owning one is far too showy and ostentatious (often worn on a belt clip) and seems to stroke the suffering ego of the owner.
"Man, there's that assclown Chad with his Masturberry. He doesn't even have a job."
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when you get a bunch a girls ecstasyd up and fuck each and every1 of them
this was first done in san diego
damn!!! i gave all the gir..
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One who's face looks smashed or pieced together as if you were playing with playdoh. Uneveness of the face.
"That slut has th..
