What is Masturberry?
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An insulting term for a Blackberry phone poking fun at the excessive size and often unnecessary features. It equates ownership of the phone to "public masturbation" in that owning one is far too showy and ostentatious (often worn on a belt clip) and seems to stroke the suffering ego of the owner.
"Man, there's that assclown Chad with his Masturberry. He doesn't even have a job."
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when you do a favor for a friend because he's your bro, but you expect him to do a similar favor for you in the future.
not a sexu..
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1.) a guy who has a funny shaped dick
2.) sunglasses shaped like hearts that lolita's wear
OMG, my boyfriend has a funny shaped ..
