What is Masturberry?
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An insulting term for a Blackberry phone poking fun at the excessive size and often unnecessary features. It equates ownership of the phone to "public masturbation" in that owning one is far too showy and ostentatious (often worn on a belt clip) and seems to stroke the suffering ego of the owner.
"Man, there's that assclown Chad with his Masturberry. He doesn't even have a job."
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noun: the poop that collects under the finger nail, when the finger perforates the toilet paper during the act of wiping
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a males genitals
**That bitch told me her hands were cold, so i let her warm them up on my yuletide log**
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An online encyclopedia devoted to the black man similar to wikipedia
i done looks up sum fride chikkin recipees on da niggapedia
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