What is Masturberry?
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An insulting term for a Blackberry phone poking fun at the excessive size and often unnecessary features. It equates ownership of the phone to "public masturbation" in that owning one is far too showy and ostentatious (often worn on a belt clip) and seems to stroke the suffering ego of the owner.
"Man, there's that assclown Chad with his Masturberry. He doesn't even have a job."
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the state of not being able to separate fiction from reality. Usually use on people who are on acid or hallucinogens.
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a failed attempt at a music scene. a lot of guys that used to have fringe bangs that have since shaved their heads and like to fight and..
