What is Masturberry?
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An insulting term for a Blackberry phone poking fun at the excessive size and often unnecessary features. It equates ownership of the phone to "public masturbation" in that owning one is far too showy and ostentatious (often worn on a belt clip) and seems to stroke the suffering ego of the owner.
"Man, there's that assclown Chad with his Masturberry. He doesn't even have a job."
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1. A surname. It is also a homophone for "I'll yank you off."
Hello, my name is Al Yan Kuoff. How are you doing today?
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when a irish man freezes his dick and it is covered in ice and he gives anal with it, it then melts and makes for good lubrication
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