What is Masturberry?
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An insulting term for a Blackberry phone poking fun at the excessive size and often unnecessary features. It equates ownership of the phone to "public masturbation" in that owning one is far too showy and ostentatious (often worn on a belt clip) and seems to stroke the suffering ego of the owner.
"Man, there's that assclown Chad with his Masturberry. He doesn't even have a job."
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underwear, bra, panties. Sometimes sex toys. Personal things that you usually wouldn't want your mother to find.
Playing truth o..
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When your dumbass boss or someone in authority tries to tell you what to do or Someone who talks too much.
I went to the bosses office ..
