What is Masturberry?
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An insulting term for a Blackberry phone poking fun at the excessive size and often unnecessary features. It equates ownership of the phone to "public masturbation" in that owning one is far too showy and ostentatious (often worn on a belt clip) and seems to stroke the suffering ego of the owner.
"Man, there's that assclown Chad with his Masturberry. He doesn't even have a job."
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A state of mind in which a person thinks everything is cute.
Jenny: "OMG That wall is SOOO CUTE."
Craig: "Yep, she&apos..
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{equator belt size) is a visual tool used for the aiding of truly grasping the humugo creature
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