What is Masturberry?
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An insulting term for a Blackberry phone poking fun at the excessive size and often unnecessary features. It equates ownership of the phone to "public masturbation" in that owning one is far too showy and ostentatious (often worn on a belt clip) and seems to stroke the suffering ego of the owner.
"Man, there's that assclown Chad with his Masturberry. He doesn't even have a job."
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This happens when a man whips out his cock and slaps another person in the face with it while jumping through the air.
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When somebody makes a lot of annoying, unnecessary noise.
1. Thumping when walking around a house.
2. Yelling.
3. Bumping into things..
