What is Masturberry?
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An insulting term for a Blackberry phone poking fun at the excessive size and often unnecessary features. It equates ownership of the phone to "public masturbation" in that owning one is far too showy and ostentatious (often worn on a belt clip) and seems to stroke the suffering ego of the owner.
"Man, there's that assclown Chad with his Masturberry. He doesn't even have a job."
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A facial expression that reflects a pouty or grumpy demeanor.
"Don't give me that niggerface!"
See grumpy, unhappy, for..
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One who kicks major ass. Sexy, cool, hot, and amazing.
Moonlit Shadow is my god!
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aka Yam-sama, Carnation, God
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