What is Masturberry?
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An insulting term for a Blackberry phone poking fun at the excessive size and often unnecessary features. It equates ownership of the phone to "public masturbation" in that owning one is far too showy and ostentatious (often worn on a belt clip) and seems to stroke the suffering ego of the owner.
"Man, there's that assclown Chad with his Masturberry. He doesn't even have a job."
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Derogatory rhyming slang for a dark-skinned non-caucasian, especially those of African or Subcontinental Indian descent.
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A man riding a motorcycle typically driven by women. Or the motorcycle itself.
"Wow, look at that Mimi Tammy on the Harley Sportst..
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The term originated on Dec. 30 2004, when someone, under the guise of "having to leave to hang out with Don Masterson," really..
