What is Masturberry?
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An insulting term for a Blackberry phone poking fun at the excessive size and often unnecessary features. It equates ownership of the phone to "public masturbation" in that owning one is far too showy and ostentatious (often worn on a belt clip) and seems to stroke the suffering ego of the owner.
"Man, there's that assclown Chad with his Masturberry. He doesn't even have a job."
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It's like a voodoo pirate, only better!
The voodoo pirate was murdered and eaten in his sleep by a voodoo ninja.
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The time of the night when a person finally cleans the sand out of their vagina and starts drinking and having fun.
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