Masturbible

What is Masturbible?


1.

Substitute pornography used by religious people, for instance the section of the Sunday newspaper advertising section that contains ads for bras and panties, or the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.

"Somebody left their masturbible in the bathroom..."

See bible-beater, mastur, masturbathon, christurbation


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