Masturblisters

What is Masturblisters?


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Blisters from way too much masturbation either on your hands or penis.

I had these huge sores on my penis. What a relief, the doctor told me they were just "masturblisters". No prescription needed, just told me to use more hand cream.

See masturbation, sores


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