Masturcate

What is Masturcate?


1.

The act of masturbating as a substitute for medication. It's the combination of masturbate with medicate. Masturcate.

Rather than taking Aspirin, Joe masturcated to relief his headache.

2.

the process of jerking off into a woman's vagina while halfway in; the act of masturbating while fornicating;

I masturcated that girl so hard last night..it was awesome.

3.

1. The art of bending down and sucking your own penis.

2. When your bitch asks you to stick it in her and piss

3. Michael Jacksons favorite passtime

1. "I got so desparete last night that I had to Masturcate"

2. Bitch: "hey baby wanna masturcate me?" You: "uh, sure"

3. "I bet ya MJ is Masturcating right now, probably infront of a little boy named Johnny

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4.

The art of bending over and sucking your own penis.

I got so desparete last night I had to Masturcate!

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