Masturcation

What is Masturcation?


1.

to masticate (eat) and masturbate at the same time.

I had to make the meeting at three, and there was not time to eat and masturbate, so i masturcated.

2.

Similar to rusty trombone. The act of simultaneously eating feces and playing with one's self.

"The young boy learned quickly the pleasure of eating shit and jerking it; the magical world of masturcation."

See rusty trombone, masturbation, mastication, masturcation


19

Random Words:

1. A non-saltly snack that goes well with Juiky. It brings on uncontrolable laughter when comsumed. Adam: May I have some of your Crakers,..
1. When you're on the surfing the internet and being led to one page from another by interesting links. It becomes an internet adventu..
1. The act of breaking into peoples cars for valuables. After a long night of jockey boxing Crazy Steve went back to the crack house. See..