What is Masturcation?
1.
to masticate (eat) and masturbate at the same time.
I had to make the meeting at three, and there was not time to eat and masturbate, so i masturcated.
2.
Similar to rusty trombone. The act of simultaneously eating feces and playing with one's self.
"The young boy learned quickly the pleasure of eating shit and jerking it; the magical world of masturcation."
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