Masturcation

What is Masturcation?


1.

to masticate (eat) and masturbate at the same time.

I had to make the meeting at three, and there was not time to eat and masturbate, so i masturcated.

2.

Similar to rusty trombone. The act of simultaneously eating feces and playing with one's self.

"The young boy learned quickly the pleasure of eating shit and jerking it; the magical world of masturcation."

See rusty trombone, masturbation, mastication, masturcation


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