Masturcrapidate

What is Masturcrapidate?

When someone has to take a crap, then sees/remembers a hot girl and starts to masturbate

"Hey John is that you in the bathroom?"

"yes, im taking a crap"

"your taking to long, are you masturcrapidating"

"ummmm.. NO!!!"

" i know you masturcrapidate"

See masturbate, crap, girls, hot, long, bathroom

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