Masturcrapidate

What is Masturcrapidate?

When someone has to take a crap, then sees/remembers a hot girl and starts to masturbate

"Hey John is that you in the bathroom?"

"yes, im taking a crap"

"your taking to long, are you masturcrapidating"

"ummmm.. NO!!!"

" i know you masturcrapidate"

See masturbate, crap, girls, hot, long, bathroom

Heamt

1. When you wake from a dream by hitting your head i heamt really bad last night when i fell out of bed See dreamt, dream, head, wake, sl..

W.e

1. 1337 for "whatever" or "w/e"; primarily used by those too lazy to move their finger one more key over and press &quo..

270º Girl

1. A girl who is only attractive from three sides, with the fourth being the front, particularly because of a lack of breasts, or a highly ..

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