Masturcrapidate

What is Masturcrapidate?

When someone has to take a crap, then sees/remembers a hot girl and starts to masturbate

"Hey John is that you in the bathroom?"

"yes, im taking a crap"

"your taking to long, are you masturcrapidating"

"ummmm.. NO!!!"

" i know you masturcrapidate"

See masturbate, crap, girls, hot, long, bathroom

E-ass

1. n. that part of you which can be kicked on the internet. Hackers kick the e-ass of lamers and lusers. I just pwnedyour e-ass. See fizz..

Breaf

1. Alternate pronunciation for the word "breath." "Boy, yo breaf stank."..

Humminharold

1. A person who hums a nutsack for meth, crack OR MONEY TO PURCHACE METH OR CRACK. IM NOT A BIG FAN OF FAGS....but when you got Turner poo..

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