What is Masturcrapidate?
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When someone has to take a crap, then sees/remembers a hot girl and starts to masturbate
"Hey John is that you in the bathroom?"
"yes, im taking a crap"
"your taking to long, are you masturcrapidating"
"ummmm.. NO!!!"
" i know you masturcrapidate"
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The combination of incredible and terrifying.
Or a more interesting way to say incredibly terrifying.
Person 1: Omg hes such a jerk. H..
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One who sucks dick for hookah/shisha
Did you see hookah fluffer? He can't afford hookah/shisha so he sucks dick for it. What a fag..
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Not lust nor infatuation but masturbating to true love while they are not around to have sex.
Johnny:I'm loverbating to Emma Watso..
