Masturcrapidate

What is Masturcrapidate?

When someone has to take a crap, then sees/remembers a hot girl and starts to masturbate

"Hey John is that you in the bathroom?"

"yes, im taking a crap"

"your taking to long, are you masturcrapidating"

"ummmm.. NO!!!"

" i know you masturcrapidate"

See masturbate, crap, girls, hot, long, bathroom

4 Way

1. 4 ounces of cocaine; not a lug wrench A nigga came to cop a 4 way den scored da whole thang See cocaine, zip, soft, ounce, white..

Jelous

1. Common misspelling of 'Jealous'. Only stupid people write 'jelous'. See jelous, jealous, envy, tag..

To Implode

1. (v)it is when one is subjected to such a shock that their male genital organ is sucked up into the body and later retrieved in excrament..

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