What is Masturcrapidate?
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When someone has to take a crap, then sees/remembers a hot girl and starts to masturbate
"Hey John is that you in the bathroom?"
"yes, im taking a crap"
"your taking to long, are you masturcrapidating"
"ummmm.. NO!!!"
" i know you masturcrapidate"
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To excrete waste via the anus - to take a huge shit.
Fuck mate, back in a moment, gotta feed the porcelain pelican.
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Jizzbiscuit is a game to be played with at least 2 guys. The more there are the more fierce the competition however.
The players sit in..
