Masturcrapidate

What is Masturcrapidate?

When someone has to take a crap, then sees/remembers a hot girl and starts to masturbate

"Hey John is that you in the bathroom?"

"yes, im taking a crap"

"your taking to long, are you masturcrapidating"

"ummmm.. NO!!!"

" i know you masturcrapidate"

See masturbate, crap, girls, hot, long, bathroom

W00tz

1. A sign of true accomplishment. "Sara and Alyssa just met Gabe Saporta, w00tz!" See w00t, w00, woohoo, 1337, horray..

Jolly Meat

1. The dick of someone with the last name of JOLLY Mhmm... She's asking for the Jolly Meat! See jolly, meat, dick, mhmm..

Va-jj

1. vagina, mons veneris, mound of Venus, vulva, pussy, breakfast I spent a fortnight downtown; she had the sweetest va-jj. See Stephanie..

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