Masturcrapidate

What is Masturcrapidate?

When someone has to take a crap, then sees/remembers a hot girl and starts to masturbate

"Hey John is that you in the bathroom?"

"yes, im taking a crap"

"your taking to long, are you masturcrapidating"

"ummmm.. NO!!!"

" i know you masturcrapidate"

See masturbate, crap, girls, hot, long, bathroom

Marcione

1. Marcione is slang for a Douche bag, Idiot, or an Arogant Son of a Bitch. There is a guy teaching my economics class right now and he is..

Jiney

1. Jiney is the nickname for Vagina. "OMG! i think i have pimples up my jiney!"..

Ubangy

1. (Noun) A derogitory term for a person of african-american heritage. (not commonly used) Damn ubangy stole my TV. See nigger, spook,..

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