Masturcrastination

What is Masturcrastination?

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

See masturbation, procrastination, avoid, initiate

Jizz Patty

1. 1.(noun) Globules of semen resembling the shape of a chicken patty or hockey puck. They are often found about the breast, vagina, mouth..

Interferiority

1. The vague feeling of inferiority one gets after searching too much internet pornography and realising that a lot of people and even live..

Zlam'n'go

1. A quickie "fuck". A simple wham bam thank you m'am with no frills. The man comes over, strips, pays, the girl assumes the..

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