Masturcrastination

What is Masturcrastination?

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

See masturbation, procrastination, avoid, initiate

Emperocket

1. –noun 1. A person or being who emanates a feeling of godliness. verb, -⋅ed, -⋅ing. –verb (used with object) 1. to emanate a feeling ..

Skipper, Skip

1. Columbian snow in the form of powder. Hey Bill, you got any skip? You think we can skip tonight. Might have to Twicks for the skip. ..

Zopting

1. To wear two unmatching socks. (not a negative) Today I forgot to do laundry, so I had to wear two different socks, I was zopting. Your..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Masturcrastination Edit Meaning