Masturcrastination

What is Masturcrastination?

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

See masturbation, procrastination, avoid, initiate

Goldtop

1. a can of cheap and delicious Busch beer Stupid Person: Yo dude pass me a Busch Smart Person: Yeah but it's called a goldtop Stup..

W-douche 40

1. Slang name for the spray lubricating product WD-40 Spray some W-Douche 40 on that car door hinge, that will fix the squeak. See douche..

Radface

1. To have a face that is extremely radical. "Sheila, you have such a radface!" Greg said before she slapped him upside the head..

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