Masturcrastination

What is Masturcrastination?

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

See masturbation, procrastination, avoid, initiate

Quoaf

1. Alternate spelling of quofe. noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart. ver..

Zitzer

1. A zitzer is when a girl chews up three Utz's chocolate covered pretzels, gives a guy a blow job. Then he smacks her in the face wit..

Quiz Bowlin'

1. The act of smoking a bowl of marijuana before a test or quiz. "dude wheres alex? the bell rung" "he's quiz bowlin&..

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