Masturcrastination

What is Masturcrastination?

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

See masturbation, procrastination, avoid, initiate

Silver Douche

1. a man or women of the douche bag kind to come out of silver springs, nevada. carey is a giant silver douche! See douche bag, bag of do..

Rusty Bishop

1. Step 1 sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping person. Step 2 shit directly on top of their head (you want a nice round blob) Step 3 jerk..

Ddpt's

1. DDPT: Double "D" Pancake Titties. Breasts that are, of course, of outrageous size, but also have a gigantic areola, usually t..

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