Masturcrastination

What is Masturcrastination?

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

See masturbation, procrastination, avoid, initiate

Dendrosexual

1. One who enjoys sexual intercourse with trees, Brian Schwan. Brian's not a homosexual or a heterosexual, he's a dendrosexual! ..

1. The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17." Sheila..

Uhnuh

1. A word for expressing exhaustion and orkness. Q: LETS GO FISHING!!! A: uhnu See Kaj..

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