Masturcrastination

What is Masturcrastination?

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

See masturbation, procrastination, avoid, initiate

Greghess

1. to throw a persons shoe across the street he is going to greghess you See greg, hess, throwing, shoe, street..

Boulder Dash

1. another way of saying "bullshit" Joe: ey teacher, I forgot my homework because my neighbor jizzed on it! Teacher: Oh, boulde..

Harveygasm

1. An orgasm specifically referring to, or caused by, the most famous celebrity (in Australia), Joshua Harvey - aka the hottest bastard eve..

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