Masturcrastination

What is Masturcrastination?

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

See masturbation, procrastination, avoid, initiate

Dude Piece

1. common reference to male anatomy, used by other males to avoid sounding gay (guys that use 'dick' or 'cock' all the ..

Literarily Celibate

1. noun - having abstained from writing I can't stand to be literarily celibate; it drives me insane! See pengasm, writing, celibate..

Uricate

1. to take a dump and a piss at the same time. i had to uricate the other day and i had to flush two times See urine, urinate, deficate, ..

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