Masturcrastination

What is Masturcrastination?

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

See masturbation, procrastination, avoid, initiate

Chivalrist

1. A man who practices the art of chivalry. Those CID boys are such chivalrists. Goose is pretty hot, too...

Fof

1. F.O.F. stands for flock of flies it is a nickname given to the most smelly of the smelly, most likly someone fat with a fuda / fupa th..

Exerted A Horsepower

1. When taking a crap, to squeeze so hard that the power created actually creates a horsepower. Dan: "Dude, I just squeezed so hard t..

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