Masturcrastination

What is Masturcrastination?

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

See masturbation, procrastination, avoid, initiate

Old Orange One

1. If you consume cheetos and do not wash your hands before you masturbate, you will be left with an old orange one. I got wasted last nig..

Donterouge

1. A congregration of friends, each and all of which are true dons. Me and my donterouge decided to reserve a table at the tightest club i..

Rapebirth

1. 1. Similiar in use to rape child meaning one born from rape. 2. Not similiar in use to rape child in that it can also mean one born dur..

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