Masturcrastination

What is Masturcrastination?

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

See masturbation, procrastination, avoid, initiate

Qlen

1. a weird creature that lives on a tree. normally used as target practice for shotgun. I saw a qlen last night outside my window. See . ..

Jogarina

1. A large extremely firm belly which hangs over the belt. A jogarina (pronounced ho-ga-REE-na) is always very swollen and uncomfortable. ..

Turkeyslap

1. When one is slapped in the face with a penis Harry was turkeyslapped by his boyfriend last night See dick, turkey, fag, slap..

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