Masturcrastination

What is Masturcrastination?

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

See masturbation, procrastination, avoid, initiate

Uncumfortable

1. un-cum-fort-a-ble the act of ejaculating in a girl's belly button then making another girl take it as a body shot. (pronounce the ..

1337wh0r3

1. A person who plays halo 3 for 10 hours straight drinks bawls geek beer and thinks hes 1337 and cant even get any pussy on friday night ..

Zeppole

1. After you are done boning the bitch, you put some baby powder (preferably johnsons n johnsons) on your balls n shaft and ask her, YOU WA..

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