Masturcrastination

What is Masturcrastination?

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

See masturbation, procrastination, avoid, initiate

!1!1one!

1. It's typed when someone thinks that s/he can be funny, and since you press shift and 1 when you want to make a ! symbol, if you for..

W-enis

1. the flexible skin on your elbows "Look how far I can stretch my wenis!" or "I'm touching your wenis!" 2. exc..

Zeus Dick

1. A dick that is so big and/or beautiful that it is god-like. Wow, you've got a Zeus Dick!!! See dick, genitalia..

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