Masturcrastination

What is Masturcrastination?

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

See masturbation, procrastination, avoid, initiate

Tramp Napkin

1. a any female sanitary napkin that has been used enough to be discarded. The other day I tripped on a tramp napkin walking on the street..

Thanksgiving Turkey

1. When you jam stuffing into a womans vagina and then spit roast her. Hey lets give that bitch a thanksgiving turkey! See thanksgiving, ..

Jeep Srt8

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