Masturcrastination

What is Masturcrastination?

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

See masturbation, procrastination, avoid, initiate

Scantchbar

1. The flap of skin between the scrotum and anus. Frankie tore his scantchbar rollerblading last week. See taint, snood..

Fat Amy

1. A Fat Amy is like a sugar mamma. She buys you those bad ass USMC tattoos and jungle boots, but she also tends to clean your plate, and y..

Needle-fucking The E

1. Running low on gas in your automobile. While I was driving home, I noticed I was needle-fucking the e so I got some gas...

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