Masturcrastination

What is Masturcrastination?

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

See masturbation, procrastination, avoid, initiate

In The Holster

1. The act of sleeping with one's penis safely rested in their partners buttcrack for easy and quick access in the morning. Buttsex f..

Otaku Soup

1. 1) When a group of otaku stay at a swank hotel (such as the Mariott at Copley Sq.) for an anime convention(such as Anime Boston), and ha..

Mhj

1. Stands for Mediocre Hand Job Let's hit up some bars, meet some chicks and hopefully get some MHJ's. See mhj, hand job, hooki..

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