Masturcrastination

What is Masturcrastination?

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

See masturbation, procrastination, avoid, initiate

Zomfgwtfbbq

1. A random way of being surprised and amused.. Bob: Hey tom, I just got laid... Tom: ZOMFGWTFBBQ? BY WHO? See zomg, wtf, bbq, lol, noob..

Virality

1. The level of which a service, site, post, or anything related to the internets is viral. Increased levels equate to increases of Web 2...

Kicked

1. To be done, or cashed. Usually associated with nuggets. Dude that bowl is as kicked as tylers anus 2. The point at which canabis bec..

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