Masturcrastination

What is Masturcrastination?

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

See masturbation, procrastination, avoid, initiate

Looks Away

1. when you tell a lie, or want to make someone feel better about themselves, and you dont want it to be obvious. often used humorously. (..

Jameater

1. a north cumbrian word for a dirty workington bastard do you want a jam sandwich you fucking dirty jameater..

Drunkn Munky

1. monkeys+alcohol=DrunkNmunkyS munky with vodka!..

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