Masturcrastination

What is Masturcrastination?

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

See masturbation, procrastination, avoid, initiate

One Fucking Two Seconds

1. 1. A measure of time. 2. More specifically, the amount of time it would take "Diesel Dan" to fuck up someone who has pissed h..

Yoat

1. The stuff that oozes from the rectum following butt sex. (mixture of blood and semen) Hey baby, why don't you come over here and ..

Faybos

1. sun glasses; can be dark or light sun glasses; stylish sun glasses. Where my Faybos at? The sun is bright. See glasses, shades, bos..

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