Masturcrastination

What is Masturcrastination?

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

See masturbation, procrastination, avoid, initiate

Homonecropedopyrobestiality

1. When one has sex with a burning, dead, young animal of the same sex. Wow, Dave has been having sex with a lot of burning, dead, young, ..

Onami

1. n. masturbation, esp. female masturbation. origin: from the Bible character Onam. Onami is used in Japan. "Did you see that onami..

Va-jay-jay Poison

1. The poison that comes from the Vagina, not an STD, sometimes deadly. man 1: Dude You heard olivia gave Bobby the Va-Jay-Jay poison. ma..

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