Masturcrastination

What is Masturcrastination?

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

See masturbation, procrastination, avoid, initiate

Eliah

1. Slang for male sex god. Your girl called me an Eliah I was destined to be an Eliah He is such an Eliah See eliah, elijah, eli, sex ..

Negromaniac

1. One who is of African heritage. Sean is a negromaniac. See r34..

Equestrian Blumpkin

1. A variation on the standard blumpkin. Instead of receiving a blow job on the toilet, the lucky recipient remains standing and poops lik..

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