Masturcrastination

What is Masturcrastination?

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

See masturbation, procrastination, avoid, initiate

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The Winking Eye

1. VAGINA!!!! "the winking eye is her vagina!" Augie Farks See vagina, wink, eye, the, winking..

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