Masturcrastination

What is Masturcrastination?

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

See masturbation, procrastination, avoid, initiate

Uskta

1. USKTA stands for "Users Suck Kill Them All" and has since 1996. USKTA is a spin-off of the BOFH and NAFH objectives but in a ..

Vertically Curved Canadian Mango

1. when you recieve a blowjob on a zamboni while taping your hockey stick bj+tj+zj= vertically curved canadian mango bro i was chilling ..

Kuze

1. The stuff a woman wrings out of her drawers after a session of heavy petting. After swapping spit with Billy-Bob, I had so much kuze in..

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