Masturcrastination

What is Masturcrastination?

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

See masturbation, procrastination, avoid, initiate

Flower

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1. Random saying from a guy who just got back from Florida. You: Hey, so, how was your weeked? Me: Ohh, it was pretty goo... Random guy:..

And Then I Found Ten Dollars!

1. A tag line to add to the end of boring, stupid, or otherwise crappy stories. Amount of money should fluctuate proportional to the level..

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