Masturcrastination

What is Masturcrastination?

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

See masturbation, procrastination, avoid, initiate

Zootified

1. to be certified to smoke a zoot. to reveal your true self. im officially zootified. See zoot, baked, flying, stoned, high, sober..

Easy Sleezy

1. "Take it easy sleezy" or the shorter "easy sleezy" means chill out, don't do it, or behave. "I'm soo..

Obamemployed

1. To be unemployed due to the failed economic policies of the Obama administration. Guy #1: Dood, let's go the movies this weekend. ..

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