Masturcrastination

What is Masturcrastination?

Procrastinating the act of masturbation.

I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!

See masturbation, procrastination, avoid, initiate

Sober Stoners

1. A person, or group of people, who do not use drugs, but might as well. Dave: Dude, those waiters at the restaurant were sober stoners. ..

Ramsdell

1. 1. The act of getting struck in the face by a giant dildo. 2. Smoking ganja so much that you puke. 1. Dude that bitch wouldn't sl..

Magic Time

1. Masturbation Wanking Tossing 'Time for a bit of magic time Now ' See magic, time, wank, toss, masturbation..

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