Masturdate Edit Meaning

1.

A term that was first coined on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Masturdate is an intentional pun of masturbate. In this lewd yet satisfying activity, one will engage on an ordinary datewith his/herself and with the objective to impress and please only themself. Usually, a successful masturdate is followed by myriad hours of masturbation.

Canada's Stop At Third Abstinence Program condones that more teenagers should embrace the pleasures of a masturdate without shame and with an intact dignity.

See abstinence, masturbate, dateless

2.

To stay at home and Masturbate instead of going out and doing anything else. It's a date, that rarely ends bad.

Joe: "Hey man wanna go to the game this Saturday?"

Brian: "Sorry man I can't, I got a Masturdate on Saturday."

Joe: "Oh..."

Brian: "Yeah..."

See masturbate, masterdate, beatoff, jerkoff, whackoff

3.

Masturbating before a date so you don't think about sex the whole date. As seen in "There's Something About Mary."

Jim: Dude, are you ready for this double date with Crystal and Lisa?

Jack: Yeah. Just let me masturdate first. Lisa's so hot, I don't want to ruin this!

See masturdate, masturbate, assturbate, noggin, whoa