Masturday

What is Masturday?

When someone engages in nothing more but in acts of musturbation all day long.

Friend 1: "Has John come out of his room yet?"

Friend 2: "Naw, today is his masturday."

See masturbation, masturbate, sex, hands, self

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Candle Dick

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