Masturday

What is Masturday?

When someone engages in nothing more but in acts of musturbation all day long.

Friend 1: "Has John come out of his room yet?"

Friend 2: "Naw, today is his masturday."

See masturbation, masturbate, sex, hands, self

Tomsky

1. Giving a guy a hand job after reaching into his pocket for something that wasn't his penis in the first place. "I am going to..

Vemmorhoid

1. a pussy hemmorhoid; a protrusion from the cunt not due to excess fucking; basically a vaginal hemorrhoid. Damn, that chick's pussy..

Zlunt

1. a blunt laced with crushed zanex pills Joe "i got weed" Bob "i got a blunt" Ben "i got a zanex" All &..

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