Masturday

What is Masturday?

When someone engages in nothing more but in acts of musturbation all day long.

Friend 1: "Has John come out of his room yet?"

Friend 2: "Naw, today is his masturday."

See masturbation, masturbate, sex, hands, self

Vdcp

1. Verb. "Van Damme Cunt Punch"; Showstopper; often compared to a fatality from Mortal Kombat Just like the movie "Bloodspo..

Gut Chutney

1. (n) The wonderful mix of undigested waste that excretes from ones anus. I just whipped up a mess of gut chutney. See shit, poo, stool,..

Naplet

1. a nap of the shortest duration that refreshes That meeting was so boring that I snuck in a quick naplet and now am ready for anything ..

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