Masturdbation

What is Masturdbation?

1. When you got to the bathroom with the intention of making love to yourself but end up taking the biggest dump since 9/11

Magazines all over the floor and all I got was a masturdbation.

See masturbation, shit, mistake, accident, bomb drop, plane crash

Textplain

1. explaining something to someone in detail via text message Tracy: Dude, how did you end up naked on the beach last night? Adam: I woul..

Jizzcake

1. 1) A spineless person, perhaps known for sucking dick. See also, bitchcake. 2) Someone who takes it in the butt or mouth, and hence bec..

Quasitrifibrilator

1. 1. A non-existant technical word used when someone is speaking too techniaclly and you wish to throw a word back that throws them or sho..

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