Masturdbation

What is Masturdbation?

1. When you got to the bathroom with the intention of making love to yourself but end up taking the biggest dump since 9/11

Magazines all over the floor and all I got was a masturdbation.

See masturbation, shit, mistake, accident, bomb drop, plane crash

Hegarty

1. The act of performing your best ever sexual endeavor: life-time high performance. Truly an art: Heg-ART-y Meaty Phil: Dude, I just got..

Vintage Cunt

1. A phrase used to describe something that is especially funny or notable. Unofficially invented by Lj and Webb in '06. Lj: Anthon..

Klugey

1. Awkwardly designed, jerry-rigged, inefficient, clunky. I know the tarp is a klugey solution, but we don't have the time to build a..

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