Masturdbation

What is Masturdbation?

1. When you got to the bathroom with the intention of making love to yourself but end up taking the biggest dump since 9/11

Magazines all over the floor and all I got was a masturdbation.

See masturbation, shit, mistake, accident, bomb drop, plane crash

Unts

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Vag Boner

1. The stiffening of the female clitoris in response to intense arousing stimulation. Usually from chocolate, sex, oysters and fat wallets...

Nigention

1. When a black person trys to get attention. Shut up you dumb nigention whore. See nigger, attention, whore, hottie, california..

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