Masturdbation

What is Masturdbation?

1. When you got to the bathroom with the intention of making love to yourself but end up taking the biggest dump since 9/11

Magazines all over the floor and all I got was a masturdbation.

See masturbation, shit, mistake, accident, bomb drop, plane crash

Death By Penal Sphyncterotomy

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Frozenated

1. Of, or pertaining to, a delicious, fun frozen beverage or treat (i.e., Icee, Slurpee, etc.). Superlative. I sure could go for some froz..

Queer Piece

1. A wireless cell phone headset or earpiece. Usually used in conjunction with “that guy” who is constantly wearing a wireless earpiece. D..

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