Masturdbation

What is Masturdbation?

1. When you got to the bathroom with the intention of making love to yourself but end up taking the biggest dump since 9/11

Magazines all over the floor and all I got was a masturdbation.

See masturbation, shit, mistake, accident, bomb drop, plane crash

Icy Pole

1. another word for ice lolly, ice pop or popsicle: a frozen water-based dessert on a stick Son:mum i wanna have an icy pole! Mum: you ca..

Zoist

1. A form of early hipnosis. zoist was a procedure used in the 19th century. See zoist, alternative, alternate, strange, unusual 2. pos..

Tushilinguist

1. to be an expert at eating ass crack Mike's girl kathy is an expert tushilinguist but man does het breath stink! See toss salad, d..

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