Masturdbation

What is Masturdbation?

1. When you got to the bathroom with the intention of making love to yourself but end up taking the biggest dump since 9/11

Magazines all over the floor and all I got was a masturdbation.

See masturbation, shit, mistake, accident, bomb drop, plane crash

In Soviet Russia...

1. The lead-in to many a tired old joke on Slashdot, where the punchline is a reverse of what is normal. Sometimes produces screamingly fu..

Jap-slap

1. An open handed slap to the face. Reasons: stupidity, retribution or to rebuke a whiner. A callous and contemptous blow in order to rest..

Jj Lewis

1. He lives in fox gken drive of Ann arbor, MI. Usually tries to kiss you for half an hour... but he fails. He looks like Jesus. i.e. ai..

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