Masturdbation

What is Masturdbation?

1. When you got to the bathroom with the intention of making love to yourself but end up taking the biggest dump since 9/11

Magazines all over the floor and all I got was a masturdbation.

See masturbation, shit, mistake, accident, bomb drop, plane crash

Zeus's Beard

1. adj. How aweful, what a suprise By Zeus's Beard she is beautiful: By Zeus's Beard what an accident See aweful, suprise, sho..

Velocitization

1. The condition where frequently driving at high speeds affects your overall sense of speed. You become permanently velocitized. George i..

Poundalicious

1. a person esp. girl who is deliciously poundable. And worth while to pound Damn dat bitch is poundalicious!..

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