Masturdbation

What is Masturdbation?

1. When you got to the bathroom with the intention of making love to yourself but end up taking the biggest dump since 9/11

Magazines all over the floor and all I got was a masturdbation.

See masturbation, shit, mistake, accident, bomb drop, plane crash

Hiptionary

1. a dictionary made specifically for slang words; the Urban Dictionary. When Reginald walked into the pool hall, he felt like he needed a..

Hawversation

1. The practice of inserting random, unrellated references to Einstein, Asimov, Plato, etc into conversations about subjects such as food, ..

Quacker

1. When a person laid a loud fart sounding like a duck I heard someone laid the biggest quacker 2. A very white duck. The duck over the..

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