Masturdouche

What is Masturdouche?

a slang word for a male getting rid of his 'cum' after mastubation.

general methods:

1: a tissue ( usually put in toilet )

3: some old gruds or boxers.

4: flushing it down the drain of the shower

thomas: hey bro guess what i got my foot stuck on the shower floor this morning!!!!!!!!

masterdoucher: umm.. that was probly my cum after my masturbate... i masturdouched...

thomas: * scrubs foot madly, then wipes foot on masturdouchers sweatshirt *

See wanker, tosser, tossing, etc, plonker

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