Masturhate

What is Masturhate?

A portmanteau of masturbate and hate. To hate something or someone so much as to masturbate and ejaculate on them.

I hated the school paper so much I rolled it up and masturhated on it.

See masterhater, masterhating, masturhating

Yackums

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Buckner-ed

1. v. to misplay an easy ground ball Hey Sully, Jeter really Buckner-ed that one!..

Quijibo

1. A fat, balding, North American ape with no chin. First used in a Scrabble by Bart Simpson. That quijibo can't play ball. His gut..

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