What is Masturhation?
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Surfing a social network, and (whether intentional or no premeditation) hating on peoples' pictures. Obviously you don't post a comment, but you may tell a friend or two to check out this person, and how you think they're fake. Although it can happen with anybody, it is more common in people with ovaries.
Brit: Omg, did you see Hannah's new pictures? She's wearing A&F clothes, but she always talks about how she hates preppy clothes.
Dave: I don't care, at all. Quit with your masturhation. All you've been doing for the past 30 minutes is complaining about other girls on myspace.
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When you have a shitty outlook on life
Bryan: That bitch is always complaining.
Duane: Sounds like a serious case of Opticalrectumiti..
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When a person is acting completly crazy over something simple.
(actually a very pointless word, but fun to use)
Martha: "Oh em ge..