What is Masturhation?
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Surfing a social network, and (whether intentional or no premeditation) hating on peoples' pictures. Obviously you don't post a comment, but you may tell a friend or two to check out this person, and how you think they're fake. Although it can happen with anybody, it is more common in people with ovaries.
Brit: Omg, did you see Hannah's new pictures? She's wearing A&F clothes, but she always talks about how she hates preppy clothes.
Dave: I don't care, at all. Quit with your masturhation. All you've been doing for the past 30 minutes is complaining about other girls on myspace.
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Unjustifiably spill a bottle of water at someone who presumably humiliated you.
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Sitting in a restaurant person A says that person B..
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Rolling a cigaette out of the butts you find at a local ashtray.
Astray = Public cemetary
Cig butts = Dead Bodys
Roller = Dr. Frank..
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1. A delicious dessert made with strawberries.
2. The genitals of a redheaded woman.
1., 2. Mmmmmm mmmmm there's nothing sweeter..