Masturjaying

What is Masturjaying?

When a cougarmasturbates to fantasies of having STFU Sex with jay.

-Phone Rings.

Girl 1: I'll call you back, I'm masturjaying.

Girl 2: You mean masturbating?

Girl 1: No, like, Jay is my master. The ruler of my domain.

or

"Oh damn I'm horny, wait till i get home, I'm going to masturjay all night"

or

"Let's have phone sex"

"Okay, you could listen to me while I masturjay"

See jay, cougar, beast, masturbate, pups, vajayjay

Simu-rip

1. Simu-rip: The "all too realistic" miming of bong rips. Almost presents the idea that the simu-ripper has "smoked themse..

Urinal

1. That thing us guys piss in. Girl: What is that funny looking thing on the wall in the men's bathroom? Guy: That's a urinal. ..

Rat-a-tat-tat

1. Imitation of ghetto gunfire. "Yo, dat shit was like, rat-a-tat-tat" "Fo shizzle!" 2. Gang shootings or just shoo..

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