Masturjaying

What is Masturjaying?

When a cougarmasturbates to fantasies of having STFU Sex with jay.

-Phone Rings.

Girl 1: I'll call you back, I'm masturjaying.

Girl 2: You mean masturbating?

Girl 1: No, like, Jay is my master. The ruler of my domain.

or

"Oh damn I'm horny, wait till i get home, I'm going to masturjay all night"

or

"Let's have phone sex"

"Okay, you could listen to me while I masturjay"

See jay, cougar, beast, masturbate, pups, vajayjay

Quasmitude

1. When you scrotebuff in the shower. Hank: Why has TJ been in the shower for so long? Chris: I don't know, maybe he's scrotebu..

Top Waffle

1. In hockey, scoring top shelf on the goalie's waffle (aka blocker) side. Also known as EggO™. That goalie got SNIPED EggO Top Waffl..

Timples

1. 1) the object that one frzas 2) your temple and your nipple 1) yo, i'd sure like to frza his timples. 2) he sure has some damn f..

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