Masturjaying

What is Masturjaying?

When a cougarmasturbates to fantasies of having STFU Sex with jay.

-Phone Rings.

Girl 1: I'll call you back, I'm masturjaying.

Girl 2: You mean masturbating?

Girl 1: No, like, Jay is my master. The ruler of my domain.

or

"Oh damn I'm horny, wait till i get home, I'm going to masturjay all night"

or

"Let's have phone sex"

"Okay, you could listen to me while I masturjay"

See jay, cougar, beast, masturbate, pups, vajayjay

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