Masturlate

What is Masturlate?

The process of self masturbation in which the prolonged orgasm ends in slight disappointment.

Hutchie's lack of concentration resulted with his Baywatch climax coming in the middle of the adverts.

His Masturlate was compounded as his party guests refused to pass him the tissues.

See wank, jerk, toss, 5 finger shuffle

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