What is Masturpimp?
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'mas-t&r + 'pimp
Combining the words masturbate and pimp to define the dastardly art of self-promotion when posting to message boards, forums and the like. Much like self-pleasuring yourself in real life, masturpimping is when you promote your site or yourself online.
EvilISCABBSSysop1 : Will someone PERMA-TWIT that guy already? All he is doing is masturpimping his website and it's starting to piss everyone off.
Adonis : Done. ***TWITs Pabo Wakataeo (AGAIN) ***
AndyB : At least he's funny, you guys are boring.
Adonis : ***TWITs AndyB***
AndyB yells faintly from the dungeon : HEY!!!
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