What is Masturposting?
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The act of posting a message on a forum that is so undoubtedly awesome, that you climax numerous times while writing it.
John was so into his carefully worded tyraid against hotgrrl6969, who inadvertantly posted a thread on the wrong section of the message board, that he unintentionally masturposted all over his keyboard.
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When a girl does not take a shower and especially does not wash her vagina. She then procedes to sit on the face of the male and moves i..
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While eating a chick out, you take the extra effort to pummel the clitoris for MAXIMUM TORQUE!!!
Last night while performing pummelingu..
