What is Masturposting?
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The act of posting a message on a forum that is so undoubtedly awesome, that you climax numerous times while writing it.
John was so into his carefully worded tyraid against hotgrrl6969, who inadvertantly posted a thread on the wrong section of the message board, that he unintentionally masturposted all over his keyboard.
Random Words:
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Obsessed with remembering things, usually useless items of trivia.
See woofa..
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Oral stimulation of the female genitals.
I was totally going the growl on Mary and I vomitted in her box.
See eating pussy, cunnilingu..