Masturposting

What is Masturposting?


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The act of posting a message on a forum that is so undoubtedly awesome, that you climax numerous times while writing it.

John was so into his carefully worded tyraid against hotgrrl6969, who inadvertantly posted a thread on the wrong section of the message board, that he unintentionally masturposted all over his keyboard.


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