What is Masturposting?
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The act of posting a message on a forum that is so undoubtedly awesome, that you climax numerous times while writing it.
John was so into his carefully worded tyraid against hotgrrl6969, who inadvertantly posted a thread on the wrong section of the message board, that he unintentionally masturposted all over his keyboard.
Random Words:
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A length of man-meat in the process of emitting baby-batter.
Holy shit, she got in front of the yogurt hose, and now her face looks lik..
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written porn that you can masturbate to. ok... ots obvious that you looked this word up just to find something to jack off to, so this i..
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Slang name for the spray lubricating product WD-40
Spray some W-Douche 40 on that car door hinge, that will fix the squeak.
See douche..
