What is Masturposting?
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The act of posting a message on a forum that is so undoubtedly awesome, that you climax numerous times while writing it.
John was so into his carefully worded tyraid against hotgrrl6969, who inadvertantly posted a thread on the wrong section of the message board, that he unintentionally masturposted all over his keyboard.
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A shady, weasely person, possibly small in stature, that looks for any opportunity to steal articles such as: lighters, food, alcoholic ..
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Tooth-like appendages inside a vagina.
I decided to start streaking back towards my car when her pussyteeth bit the head of my penis.
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