What is Masturposting?
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The act of posting a message on a forum that is so undoubtedly awesome, that you climax numerous times while writing it.
John was so into his carefully worded tyraid against hotgrrl6969, who inadvertantly posted a thread on the wrong section of the message board, that he unintentionally masturposted all over his keyboard.
Random Words:
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big old medieval ancestor of the shotgun used by the original colonial gangstas.
Looks like a trumpet that you stuff with gunpowder.
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A physically attractive, yet totally sleazy and obviously used-up, stripper; at any gentleman's club or stripper bar.
A Stripperel..
