What is Masturposting?
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The act of posting a message on a forum that is so undoubtedly awesome, that you climax numerous times while writing it.
John was so into his carefully worded tyraid against hotgrrl6969, who inadvertantly posted a thread on the wrong section of the message board, that he unintentionally masturposted all over his keyboard.
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Filipino phrase for filipino porno
I was jacking off to a boomba tape
See porn, masterbate, jacking off, sex, cum..
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same as a "pearl necklace"...when a man ejaculates on the collar bone area...
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The use of the popular triangular chocolate bar 'Toblerone' as an aid to self gratification.
Last night me and my bloke got d..