What is Masturposting?
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The act of posting a message on a forum that is so undoubtedly awesome, that you climax numerous times while writing it.
John was so into his carefully worded tyraid against hotgrrl6969, who inadvertantly posted a thread on the wrong section of the message board, that he unintentionally masturposted all over his keyboard.
Random Words:
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A close girlfriend with whom you do not have a sexual relationship.
Nah, I'm not going out with my boyfriend on Friday...I'm ..