What is Masturposting?
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The act of posting a message on a forum that is so undoubtedly awesome, that you climax numerous times while writing it.
John was so into his carefully worded tyraid against hotgrrl6969, who inadvertantly posted a thread on the wrong section of the message board, that he unintentionally masturposted all over his keyboard.
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Sorority mating call
This sorority bitch told me "I'm so drunk", and then i fucked her
See booty call, pick up line, sl..
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a feeling beyond a normal buzz but not to the point of drunkeness or being high.
After 3 glasses of wine I'm feeling ultra-buzzed!..