Masturprocrastibate

What is Masturprocrastibate?

when one puts off, defers, or delays the act of masturbating

Robbie masturprocrastibates when he cannot find time between work and school.

See masturbate, procrastinate, defer, delay

Dumbed

1. Getting screwed over. While driving around town, another person crashed into my car and dumbed me. See screwed, fucked, messed up..

Belgian Waffle Maker

1. to squat over someone (male or female) and hover the ass hole over their face,shit, and then sit down and fart on the persons face. *&qu..

Suburbacop

1. Police that don't actually fight crime, but just do things such as give speeding tickets or bust up teenage parties because they ha..

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