Masturprocrastibate

What is Masturprocrastibate?

when one puts off, defers, or delays the act of masturbating

Robbie masturprocrastibates when he cannot find time between work and school.

See masturbate, procrastinate, defer, delay

Perfect Man

1. see Tristan Tristan is the Perfect Man See Tristan 2. Doesn't exist. "I'm waiting for the perfect man." "..

Quoffing

1. Present participle of quoff, which is itself an alternate spelling of quofe (also quof or quoaf). noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas e..

Three Fingered Salute

1. to press press CTRL ALT and DELETE on your PC thus resetting it .. derived from the 3 fingers you use to press the buttons. John:"..

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