Masturprocrastibate

What is Masturprocrastibate?

when one puts off, defers, or delays the act of masturbating

Robbie masturprocrastibates when he cannot find time between work and school.

See masturbate, procrastinate, defer, delay

W00fles Of D0om

1. An internet phrase that was used wildly for about a month, and was almost never used again. 7. Use The W00FLES 0F D0om to slap your mom..

Scotch That

1. A up-to-date version of "stitch this", shouted usually after a headbutt or punch or other offensive action. To give something..

Bloody Snowball

1. Upon completion of fellatio, the girl is punched in the nose, hence bloody snowball. I was feeling generous so I gave my girlfriend a b..

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