Masturprocrastibate

What is Masturprocrastibate?

when one puts off, defers, or delays the act of masturbating

Robbie masturprocrastibates when he cannot find time between work and school.

See masturbate, procrastinate, defer, delay

Gooned Out

1. High on Crystal Meth. We hadn't slept in 2 days so we were pretty gooned out See tweaking, skitching, jacked up, waxed, looped..

Jesus Cum Guzzling Christ

1. Just another alternative to Jesus Fucking Christ...also, it's more offensive to christians (so it has my vote). Jesus cum guzzling..

30 Second Tokio Romance

1. 1) A fan of 30 Seconds to Mars, Tokio Hotel, and My Chemical Romance. 2) A quickie with a Japanese prostitute. 1) I'm a die hard ..

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