Masturprocrastibate

What is Masturprocrastibate?

when one puts off, defers, or delays the act of masturbating

Robbie masturprocrastibates when he cannot find time between work and school.

See masturbate, procrastinate, defer, delay

Foot Vagina

1. the space in inbetween ur middle and left toe on your foot. "Dude U got a nice foot vagina, u do to my man" "Shit! I ha..

Queef Dick

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Zanol

1. Wankster extraordinaire, prone to feelings of sexual inadequacy (no Michael B, that's fo sure) and receding hairline. Angie, how c..

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