Masturprocrastibate

What is Masturprocrastibate?

when one puts off, defers, or delays the act of masturbating

Robbie masturprocrastibates when he cannot find time between work and school.

See masturbate, procrastinate, defer, delay

Aargh

1. To express dismay in the manner of a pirate "Aargh, me hands cut off!" 2. Castle where the Holy Grail is supposedly found. ..

Lefty's Catcher Mit

1. internet slang for something that appears to be there but turns out it isn't. j.j. abrams monster in cloverfield seems to be a lef..

Pirate Gangsta Ninja

1. one who is a pirate, a gangsta, AND ninja, all in one. originally formed by Pirate Kelsey & Pirate Laura when they had a fight and..

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