Masturprocrastibate

What is Masturprocrastibate?

when one puts off, defers, or delays the act of masturbating

Robbie masturprocrastibates when he cannot find time between work and school.

See masturbate, procrastinate, defer, delay

Splash Fart

1. When a female lets one rip while squatting down for a piss, usually causing the stream to splash! Aoife was so drunk last night, carrie..

Evil Knevil

1. an officer of the law who rides on a motorcycle, chasing you down to give you traffic citations, as in "state trooper","c..

Peen Wrink

1. An insult or a greeting amongst friends. Stands for penis wrinkle or a fold of skin on the penis. D-Howe: hey peen wrink B: wtf P: y..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Masturprocrastibate Edit Meaning