Masturprocrastibate

What is Masturprocrastibate?

when one puts off, defers, or delays the act of masturbating

Robbie masturprocrastibates when he cannot find time between work and school.

See masturbate, procrastinate, defer, delay

Quiet Cartemplation

1. The anticipation of getting onto a Subway, Metro or El car that is free of loud, foul-mouthed smelly-armed teens, perky little just out ..

Internet Racist

1. An insecure racist bastard (redneck or otherwise) who thinks that the "Anonomynity" of the internet allows them to say racist ..

Zaooza

1. to read one's mind, as if you have magical powers M: guess what i dreamed of last night?! E: se7en? M: yeah! how'd you know..

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