Masturprocrastibate

What is Masturprocrastibate?

when one puts off, defers, or delays the act of masturbating

Robbie masturprocrastibates when he cannot find time between work and school.

See masturbate, procrastinate, defer, delay

Ziffed

1. When the declaration of ones aspirations is met with the curt reply of "zif", an expression of disbeleif, shot for "As if..

[cakefish]

1. "when you accidentally drop your birthday cake onto your girlfriends poon when innhebriated.....on your birthday no doubt" ....

Jockstrap Foliage

1. excess pubic hair around a man's genital area, poking out of underwear his jockstrap foliage was way out of control - kept poking ..

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