What is Masturscration?
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The Act of scratching ones own back with a back scratching device as opposed to having someone else do it for you.
I was just using my backscratcher to scratch my back. She looked at me as if I was enganging in some filthy ritual like Masturscration. It felt so good, I thought I was going to have a scratchgasm.
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The acceptance that you don't know whether God exists or not, and the acceptance that you don't care.
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Sucken some dick.
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Not a song by The Who. Try Baba O'Riley
"Teenage Wasteland is my favoirite Who song!"
"I'm afraid I don&apos..
