What is Masturscration?
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The Act of scratching ones own back with a back scratching device as opposed to having someone else do it for you.
I was just using my backscratcher to scratch my back. She looked at me as if I was enganging in some filthy ritual like Masturscration. It felt so good, I thought I was going to have a scratchgasm.
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One of the oldest domestic felines. Originally thought to be from Maine and consisting of half raccoon (according to folklore due to the..
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Someone who has alzheimers and an alcoholic.
I'm an old fuck and drink a bunch. I think I have alzheimers and a liver disorder. Cr..
