Masturscration

What is Masturscration?


1.

The Act of scratching ones own back with a back scratching device as opposed to having someone else do it for you.

I was just using my backscratcher to scratch my back. She looked at me as if I was enganging in some filthy ritual like Masturscration. It felt so good, I thought I was going to have a scratchgasm.

See scratchgasm, scratch, masterbation, orgasm, ritual


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