Masturshit

What is Masturshit?

Masturbating while sitting on the toilet taking a shit to save time.

I had to leave the house in 15 minutes so i masturshitted and killed two birds with one stone.

See masturbate, shit, crap, toilet, time, jack off, Kevin

While taking a massive shit, you get a NRB (No Reason Boner), and you decide to wack off.

Blinke- "Hey Casey! Have you ever tried to take a masturshit?"

Casey- "No man, thats just gross."

Blinke- "Oh, but it feels so great."

See masturbate, shit, cum, poop, alabama hot pocket

1138

1. A secret code used in subsequent George Lucas movies as a tribute to the first motion picture he made. "Prisoner transfer from cel..

Michael Jackson Syndrome

1. Wanting to be something you are not, and can never be, ie: a child, white, human, etc... That old dude's got some serious michael ..

L-mo

1. LIVERMORE, CITY IN THE BAY AREA EAST OF OAKLAND IM ABOUT TO SMASH OUT TO L-MO TO PICK UP SOME BEEZYS See elmo, lmo..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Masturshit Edit Meaning