What is Masturshit?
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Masturbating while sitting on the toilet taking a shit to save time.
I had to leave the house in 15 minutes so i masturshitted and killed two birds with one stone.
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While taking a massive shit, you get a NRB (No Reason Boner), and you decide to wack off.
Blinke- "Hey Casey! Have you ever tried to take a masturshit?"
Casey- "No man, thats just gross."
Blinke- "Oh, but it feels so great."
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1) A religion meaning you don't give or receive head.
2) A defense for when ugly people ask if they can eat you out/suck you and i..
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be pretty fuckin' annoying
"Goddamnit, Chuck, if you pull a konopa and throw ice at me again, I'm gonna pistol-whip you...
