Masturshit

What is Masturshit?


1.

Masturbating while sitting on the toilet taking a shit to save time.

I had to leave the house in 15 minutes so i masturshitted and killed two birds with one stone.

See masturbate, shit, crap, toilet, time, jack off, Kevin

2.

While taking a massive shit, you get a NRB (No Reason Boner), and you decide to wack off.

Blinke- "Hey Casey! Have you ever tried to take a masturshit?"

Casey- "No man, thats just gross."

Blinke- "Oh, but it feels so great."

See masturbate, shit, cum, poop, alabama hot pocket


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